Well then consider us as good as caught.
Allow the following to sexy up your Friday night. We'll see you back here early tomorrow for a little thing called playoffs.
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"Sexy Friday Fell For It Again"
I’m gonna have to go with the dude this time. There is something about a beard and chest hair that just makes the panties drop.
Clearly Vontaze has never seen my chest hair. Although my beard is quite luxurious
let’s see it then!
I have five stray hairs around my nipples and that’s it.
/vontaze’s panties go back up. Quickly.
She’s gonna flip for the two for one! I have the Silverback Ed Asner look ROCKIN!
*Remember to bring Gorilla or Bear Suit to superorgy.
*Don’t need to bring gorilla or bear suit to superorgy. Mine came as standard.
Sill, I’m very pleased to hear your commitment to attend.
Man, I hope back hair does the same thing!
/it never does
for me, it’s a lot creepier for a man to wax/rid his back of hair, than to have back hair.
I braid mine.
Is that creepy?
All the easier to grab and hold on to.
I used to bike a lot and tried to have my legs waxed so the the road grated areas would heal better; she did that and I said “Fuck it; keep going.” When she got to the upper back it felt as though the hair had roots down to my soul. She said “At least you didn’t cry like the swimmer I had in here.”
According to the chart, it’s #3, albeit with the #4 treasure trail and a bit more square on the chest. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Chest_hair_growth.jpg/220px-Chest_hair_growth.jpg
Well, it’s thinner now.
Number 8. it’s about time we had some thickness around here.
I meant 6.
I’ve got a soft spot for thick Mexican women.
Well, now it’s a hard spot, but still… you know what I mean.
Not since Django Unchained have I been so surprised by a scrote
He’s not even bothering to cover it either. He’s very Jay Cutler about the whole thing.
Oh, I thought he was hiding a turkey.
#6 Photoshopped? DOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAARRRRE
#11 backed into the playoffs, but nobody voiced a single complaint.
She still won her division. You can’t choose your opponents.
Holy hell, #5 has got it going on.
Another great Sexy Friday
Obligatory Stacy’s Mom.
So this kid in the song thinks that she “could use a guy like me” after her dad walked out.
What the kid doesn’t realize is that if you’re walking out on a woman that looks like Rachel Hunter does in this video she’s insane, an addict, a cheater or some combination of the three.
Careful what you wish for, lil’ buddy!
So many good ones this week, I honestly don’t even know which one to fap to.
For some reason i thought Double Dick Dude would be the last slide. Imagine my disappointment
Not gonna lie… I am beyond intrigued by DDD — reading the whole Reddit AMA thread is worth the time. Like, if I had a dong for a day, I would literally put it in anything that even closely resembled a hole. But two!? I don’t blame him for going wild with it.
Taze, I hope you don’t believe everything that DDD said on the AMA. My bullshit detector is very strong, and has a long record of accuracy, and it was sounding the alarm on about half of what that guy said.
No, I do not believe everything that he said, but it did make for some interesting and mildly pornographic reading.
I wonder if he feels pity for those of us that have only one dong, and only get to experience half of the pleasure he gets?
Such a great selection this week.
Shay Laren (#7) has a ton of sexy gifs. Some seen previously on Sexy Friday!
Well that didn’t work!
Well that didn’t work!!
And a NSFW Shay, just for tits and giggles.
Well Uproxxxxxx Industrial Complex Bot, I trusted you when I got the “Unknown error occurred, try again.” and tried again and then ALL THE GIFS show up and I feel foolish.
PS Stop touching me there.
I’ve always thought Shay seems nice.
They photoshopped #2′s ass right into her leg. That’s just…unfair.
In honor of the playoffs I’d like to repost the following:
As seen on TV:
Not available in stores:
This tryout didn’t make the squad.
*he actually tried out.
At least the seat in front of him is empty; no fan wants an uninvited sperm neck.
Brooke Nevin and her football bra.
-not in playoffs.
We have a contendor, hockey!
Goal butt cam.
When I wanted to see some scissoring…..
Coup de grâce
Well, if you are going to turn pro….
Today in I’m fucking hungry.
How about a Caesar salad with white breast meat?
[bikini flies open]
Apparently slide #2 was used for a fake Aston Martin ad.
Earlier today, Sarah mentioned that we may have helped spark the za’atar revolution in the food world.
I know for sure that we helped spark the Volbeat for the next Stadium Rock album headliner.
I heard this twice this year during games. Once in KC and once in Dallas.
Our power is stronger than we realize.
Happy Sexy Friday alla-yez.
I never made it past pic #2.
She had to know going commando at a Con would end with her goodies on the internet, right?
So, Carrie Fisher in the ’70s: Full bush, trimmed or bald?
She was a coke addict; PLUCKED!
Stunt double was hotter.
We all know it went further.
In the ’70′s she was full bush. But by 1980 she trimmed.
Were you her coke dealer?
Cracked ribs being born.
Take your hat off.
This week in Nice Shirt.
Not safe, not safe at all.
Lord of the Ring.
Squirt gun hair bras.
Ye ol’ swimmin’ hole.
you did the lords work in this post moose.
Martin is on vacation; I’m filling in half-assed……
A wise man once said that when it’s cold outside you light a small trash can on fire, huddle around it, pass a bottle of whiskey and listen to Social Distortion.
He’s still alive.
Now THAT’S what I’m talking about.
Holy god. Matt Millen is destroying my soul.
Tim McCarver and Joe Morgan think he’s a shitty announcer.
She’s so beautiful.
This plus size model Robyn Lawley, for all you fatty fatty fat ass Kate fans.
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