savannahsamson

TMZ caught porn star Savanna Samson as she was walking out of a cabaret in New York City and asked the question that football fans nationwide have been wondering: Which NFL player would she most like to make a sex tape with?

Her first response was a real wild card, saying she’d like to be a dominatrix for Peyton Manning which, Jesus, ok. Thanks for that image. If she wanted to dominate Peyton so badly she could have just changed her name to Foxboro.

Thankfully she clarified and admitted that her real dream would be a gang bang with the entire Legion of Boom.

Ok, time to think of names for the SS/Seahawks mash-up sex tape:

  • Legion of Poon
  • Richard Share-men
  • Pick Sex
  • Seattle Seacocks
  • Illegal Contact
  • “These Guys Aren’t Afraid To Stick Their Noses In There”- Narrated by Phil Simms
  • Busted Coverage in the Suckondary
  • The 12th Man

And of course…

  • Ass Interference