The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for the Divisional Round is LeGarrette Blount, who rushed for 166 yards, 89 of them after contact, and four touchdowns in the Patriots’ 43-22 drubbing of the Colts. A couple years ago, Blount was a promising young back for the Bucs who ran afoul of the the way of the Schiano Men regime conducted their anti-horseplay business. So Blount was shipped to Schiano’s mentor, Bill Belichick, for practically nothing. And this is why Belichick is only too glad to dispense his incompetent minions to coaching jobs around the league, so he can later fleece them for talent. I’m sure Bill O’Brien will send the Pats Andre Johnson for a future considerations in March.
Also considered: Michael Bennett, Marshawn Lynch, Keenan Allen, Anquan Boldin, Alfonzo Dennard
The Jeff George Memorial Least for the Divisional Round is Andrew Luck, who derped and slurped his way to four interceptions. After Hodor cut his regular season pick total in half from 2012 to 2013, Luck reverted back to turnover happy 2012 Luck once the playoffs arrived. He got away with it against the Chiefs because they lost their best corner (among a host of other players) midway through the game. No such favors on Saturday and Luck wasted no time giving the ball away, throwing an interception on the third play from scrimmage. Bad Hodor!
Also considered: Drew Brees, Shayne Graham, Vontae Davis, Panthers run game aside from Cam, the games themselves
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