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"LOLNFL: Pro Bowl"
His degree says “Stanford” but that hat says “DeVry.”
Peter King fucking hates that last pic. DAMN LAZY BLACKS ALWAYS SITTING AROUND!
Both kickers kind of look like C Thomas Howell.
But neither of them played for the WOLVERINES!!!
Wait, Alex Smith was in it?
I had no regrets not watching, and now somehow I have less. I have negative regrets.
None more regrets.
@Porky +1 album cover
Position Lottery HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE PERFECT FIX RIGHT THERE
/worries that “crown” is probably slang euphemism for something disgusting
What’s a little fecal matter, semen, and Frank’s Red Hot Sauce between Kommentariat friends?
Position Lottery is the best idea. I would actually watch the Pro Bowl, just to watch a lineman try to throw the ball … and a kicker try to sack him …
@carl Kyle long played quarterback at one point, just saying
Kyle Long is a Bear, and awesome, and on twitter ALSO JUST SAYING
I feel it necessary to point out that this man used to be a professional quarterback, albeit a backup:
Houston: Rock! FUCK.
John Fox: [subs Gostkowski into goal-line offense]
Taek loses some strength due to WHO THE HELL IS HOUSTON I THINK YOU MEAN JUSTIN TUCKER I MEAN COME ON!!!!
Holy shit. That’s a brutal mistake. Thank you.
And Gostkowski? It was Prater and Tucker.
If I find out that Prater faked his illness this weekend so he could go play in the Pro Bowl, I’m going to be pretty upset.
/also misspelled Gostkowski the first time around tho
Fair point. Which would be funnier. *checks*
Seems like it actually was Gostkowski. But I don’t care that I got it wrong. Only that I corrected you. My apologies, good sir. I was obviously just jelly of Stephen Gostkowski.
It’s cool that the Facebook guy can also be an NFL quarterback.
Nick Foles FTW.
Okay, apropos of very little (aside from a mention in the Meast/Least), I was just thinking… Gravy Seasoned Curly Fries. GRAVY SEASONED CURLY FRIES.
Which is very close to curly fries stew.
I fail to see the problem.
/slurps brownie batter soup
The “LOL” I understand, it’s the “NFL” part that has really got me confused.
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