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The jackals at WEEI were talking about Riley Cooper as a possible free agent pick-up for the Patriots. Could not have been more perfect.
What would the receiving unit be called the KKK. Klean Kut Kaucasians.
If they really want to fuck with Peyton’s head, they should sign Cooper Manning as well. He can’t be any worse than Ryan Mallett.
FWIW, Cooper Manning was a wideout in college, not a quarterback like his brothers, so he’d slot nicely into the whites only receiver corps.
Even given the new information that has come to light, I still say that he would be a better QB than Ryan Mallett.
I can see one of those stadium banners now: Riley’s Ralliers, or the Cooper Clux Clan. It’s the CCC, you just think it’s racist, so who’s the real racist here?
“NAWT I, I ROOTED FOR RANDY FAHKIN MAHSS FAH THREE YEAHS!”
Someone asked about it on a Post-Gazette chat yesterday.
Fuck that guy with all the chainsaws.
If they do this, I go on strike. I endure enough out here on KSK.
Hello FANTASY 2014 team name: Klean Kut Kaucasians
..and then I think “Wow! This Bill_Brasky must have a bone to pick!”
Don’t they have enough guys that can’t run very fast?
WEEI is a joke and a half.
Oh dear God. These are gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Lessons learned from this post: I hate Tom Brady even more now, and someone give that bird a fish.
For some reason, he’s bothering me less lately. AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT!
Why would you hate yourself for that? It’s an awesome bird.
I like that the Seahawks managed to find a hawk that’s indigenous to mountain and savannah areas in Africa, and generally goes nowhere near the sea at all.
But do they like fish or not?
I challenge you to find a bird of prey that wouldn’t eat fish……
They do hang around lakes, so I’m guessing they wouldn’t turn up their beak at some fish.
This is why you don’t get invited to parties anymore and why you have no friends.
Well, that didn’t link to the image at all.
That’s a RIGHT triangle, mclamb.
I don’t know how you had time to look that up, zymm, because with an eye for bird species like that, you gotta be swimming in pussy.
(Pssst…guys, I think Zymm’s a chick. A chick who likes football. So she probably IS swimming in pussy.)
When you swim in pussy, is it one gigantic pussy that you swim in, or is it a lake filled with thousands of regular sized pussies.
But can it carry a coconut?
@Cuntler: It’s not pussies, it’s puss-EYE. JIMMY! JIMMAYYYYY!
5 minutes of research on Internet and look what I started!
Also, does one do breaststroke while swimming in pussy?
@zymm: the way I learned it is if you’re just skimming the surface, you just circle round the little man in the boat with whatever stroke works given the conditions. If you’re going skin diving, always know where the upper surface is and aim back up there if you seem to be getting lost.
Only when swimming in breasts.
So this turned into something interesting really quickly.
Sorry, got off topic. We’re talking about hawks, right? Here’s my favorite hawk: http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/mookie-blaylock.jpg
Noone made a “I sure as hell wouldn’t turn MY BEAK up at some fish” joke?
Are we talking about England’s best Prime Minister?
“Also, does one do breaststroke while swimming in pussy?”
I’ve gotten nothing by compliments when I do.
Holy Hell, I can’t type today.
Didn’t this start with a Komment about birds?
My favorite hawk: http://worldofhurtonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/o_a_man_called_hawk_02.jpg
I would love to see someone try to tame an Osprey. That would be hilarious.
Russell Wilson and Macklemore? What no love for Sir Mix A Lot?
E-C-DUB is my favorite. The Sandman has to be back there somewhere. Just kidding…he has to be homeless.
Mine, too. The E-C-DUB takes me back to weird regional gyms and arenas when ECW would go through the midwest. Sneaking in to a Chicago show. Front row in LaCrosse, WI. Peoria. Watching Jerry Lynn win the championship at a PPV in Minneapolis. Giving the double bird on camera to Kid Kash and some other dude. Running into RVD in a restaurant. Good fucking times, and the last years of my wrestling fandom.
Did you know Sandman has children? Scary thought.
Love the E-C DUB pic.
And did you know that Beulah McGillicutty and Tommy Dreamer tied the knot back in ’02? Those crazy-in-love, punch-drunk, dazed from taking too many chair shots, kids!
The Mighty Wrecklahr always hedges It's bet on a clean Corvette.
Fek; in your honor her is a picture of a chick with a DICK:
I see what you did thar!
I do believe that Seahawks dog is trotted out there every home game with 1-3 other dogs as a walking, sitting, and/or pooping advertisement for a local animal shelter.
So that dog is NOT waiting for his pour?
Pretty much all of these are retarded.
Thanks for stopping by. Strong taek.
Says here that God made Katy Perry’s boobs:
This is the closest I’ve been to going to church since 1995.
I’m going to go have sex with myself. Love you all.
In my happy place, Sherman is standing 20 feet over someone on a table with Natural Born Killaz blaring through the stadium.
Wes Welker’s knee?
Dunno what the odds are, but NE had 3 rookie WRs in 2013 who didn’t make headlines, but didn’t suck. I want to see if they get better in 2014.
Oh shit. They’re all DAHKIES.
That would so kill the stereotype, bummer.
Eli beat NE’s mess of a defense, late, by 3 points.
Peyton has to deal with a real D.
Good luck there Peyton.
What the fuck is a Macklemore?
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