So the Super Bowl is this weekend. Obviously, you guys care, otherwise you would be on other Uproxx partner sites reading about Archer and Bar Refaeli. You put your faith in us, as sports bloggers, to know what we’re talking about. To inform you of what’s going on in the world of the NFL. To not be the dumbest imaginable people on the face of the planet.
And then ABSOLUTELY NONE of us picked the correct Super Bowl matchup. This could be forgiven most years, but not a year when both the #1 seeds are playing for the championship.
Because of this, we thought we’d give you another chance to laugh at us as we predict the winner of Super Bowl XLVIII.
RobotsFightingDinosaurs: Broncos 27, Seahawks 24, in OT. Pey-pey gets another ring, but everybody is most impressed with the humble, respectful way Russell Wilson acts after the loss.
Christmas Ape: Seahawks 27, Broncos 17.
Seahawks 24, Broncos 20. Broncos 24, Seahawks 20.
PFT Commenter: Welker 27, Seahawks 6.
Tim Schavitz: Broncos 33, Seahawks 24. And please, please give Moreno the MVP if only for the flood of tears.
Eric Sollenberger: Broncos 24, Seahawks 20.
Old James: Seattle 31, Denver 24. And I’m sticking with Bruno Mars catching a wrench in the face.
StuScottsBooyahs: Broncos 30, Seahawks 27
Trevor Risk: Seahawks 27, Broncos 0
Big Sandy: Broncos 27, Pete Carroll Warriors 24
Once again, go ahead and put your picks in the comments. Or continue to make fun of me for thinking the Pats could make it to the big game this year. Your call.
I want more like this!
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