Who was it Kommenters?
-Some guy named Drew Magary did a profile on NFL Insider Jay Glazer for GQ magazine this week. One underreported factoidnugget that came out of the article was that one NFL player quit after his teammates caught him masturbating in the film room. From Glazer:
They have, like, a computer room where the guys can go study film. And somebody caught him. Pants right down, going to town. And I guess he caught wind that they were gonna make fun of him, and [snaps his fingers] gone. He quit football. Never went back.
It’s got to be Jake the Snake Plummer. Airtight.
-Want to go to the Super Bowl? It’s not as expensive as you might think if you haven’t read an article about Super Bowl ticket prices since last week! The cost of a single ticket dropped nearly 50% over the weekend, and over 18,000 seats are still available starting at $1,150.
-Kate Upton breaks out her Victor Cruz salsa dance in the MetLife stadium end zone during a photoshoot for Vogue Magazine. Kate Upton. Dance. Video. Click. Pretty. Tim Allen noises. Million dollar sitcom deal. Cocaine.
-The National Congress of American Indians has produced a powerful video regarding the Redskins name. But it doesn’t matter because there are 90% more Youtube videos from other Native American groups who really really like the name.
-The Puppy Bowl camera is live! Animal Planet finally got it right this year and put some real dogs in the mix. The last couple years had been overrun with inferior small glory-dogs like Chihuahuas and Yorkies. This years’ lineup features Huskies, Boxers, Bernese Mountain pups, Great Pyrenees, and other actual dogs.
-Graham Gano would like to remind you of the post-Redskins success that many former Washington kickers have gone on to enjoy. Well what about Chip Lohmiller huh? Mark Mosely? Suck it Gano.
@drosssports thanks Dave! Being cut by the Redskins was one of the best things that has ever happened to me,& Akers, & Suisham, & Novak…
— Graham Gano (@GrahamGano) January 28, 2014
I want more like this!
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