12 Reasons Why the Broncos Are Winning the Super Bowl
Horsies are totally the cutest.
1. It’s Futbol, right?
2. Their future’s so bright they gotta wear shades. REMEMBER THAT SONG FROM YOUR YOUTH?
That song is so Duckie from Pretty In Pink.
3. The Broncos’ attention to detail is unmatched.
4. Cold weather doesn’t bother them.
5. Excellent teamwork.
Nice “tackle” there, buddy!
6. The bye week has kept them rested.
7. Peyton Manning is a stellar quarterback.
8. And Wes Welker is a reliable slot receiver.
9. While John Elway has built a strong team via the front office.
10. They’re well coached…
And they had better brought their cups! Yikes!
11. …by a “Fox”. GET IT?
He truly is one “Fantastic Mister”.
12. Eric Decker will probably be returning kicks.
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