Cetificate Of Merit Jan 1 1

Despite the holiday break, the KSK Kommentariat showed some serious hustle and kept their comments strong going into the New Year. Everyone seems to be in top form for when we need you the most, the playoffs. Excellent work. The regular season has trained you all well.

I am your host Sarah Sprague and these are your KSK Comments of the Week to close out 2013. 

Tampa Bay Finds True Lovie, Names Smith As New Head Coach

Make It Snow

“Old Bucs tradition”? I don’t want to tell Lovie how to do his job, but I don’t think he’ll inspire much confidence by promising to lose every game.

Crappy New Year 2: Black Monday Coaches Party

NumberJohnny5

When the 4th wall was broken, I shit my pants in fear of Gruden showing up at my work to motivate me.

(Reply) Mike Martz Colors Dont Run

THIS JOHNNY5, I CALL HIM STEVE GUTTENBERG BECAUSE HIS BEST WORK IS CLEARLY BEHIND HIM

The Chargers Plan Their Playoff Domination

Stabby Pants

I’d argue the Bengals could be a Cinderella team, but their starting QB is already starting to turn back into a pumpkin.

Disgruntled Browns Fan Told To Move Protest Across The Street By Team

Cuntler

I have never seen a sunny photo of Cleveland. Never. I assume the city is like a cartoon character with a single rainy cloud that follows it around all of the time.

Sh*tcanned: Greg Schiano

deadlydeadlyhawk

Lord have MRSA on the Schianomen.

Romobyl Just Isn’t The Same Without Romo

Kubo

We may not have gotten Romobyl, but we DID get Three Kyle Island.

Eagles-Cowboys Live Blog, Second Half

porkythefirst

The only time you leave Orton too much time is when you say “Last Call” at 1:30 am.

Old School Zero

Shortly after Kitna called, Garrett picked up on a number he didn’t recognize, but then hung up on T.O. for the eighth time that day.

Eagles-Cowboys Regular Season Finale Live Blog

Horatio Cornblower

“The Cleveland Browns fired Rob Chudzinski today. For more we’ll go back to Hines Ward, just to see if he can say Chudzinski.”

Week 17 Late Games Open Thread

ProzacElf

ARE YOU SHITTING ME BEARS!?!?

(reply)Infinite Jets

– The Woods