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You’re with me leather.
Can I open the case for a moment?
Say what you will about Berman, (no really, go right ahead), that man is laughing all the way to the bank.
As unhealthy as he looks I would say Berman does not look like he is long for this earth.
All the way to the bank? Bullshit. I guarantee he’s wheezing for at least 60% of that journey.
Berman rumbles, bumbles, and stumbles all the way to the bank. Mostly because he’s drunk, you see.
Tabling the Berman hate for a minute: a continued Starter sponsorship is the most Romo endorsement opportunity in the world. Because both on the field and in those clothes, he has no idea he’s second rate.
Damn it. We Bears fans have suffered enough in the past week and then you go and pull out Belushi? YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
At least we still have the funny one with us.
K9 >>>> Animal House
According to Jim >> Breaking Bad
That picture of the two of them together makes me all stabby inside.
At least Belushi is wearing the Bears hat that looks like balls
Blues Brothers 2000 >>> The Blues Brothers
Red Heat >>>> 1941
Belushi and Berman sounds like a great sitcom concept…in hell.
@OSZ, it makes me all stabby on the OUTSIDE.
SNL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SNL
Wasting no words, huh?
So much sweat.
I imagine his breath to be a lively mixture of bourbon, vodka, chewing tobacco, Oxycontin, raw meat, and fresh blood.
You forgot the images of him singing with Huey Lewis. The Super Bowl ring Eddie Debartolo gave him. His continuing to pick Buffalo-SF as the Super Bowl matchup and the annoying clip of him reporting from the Catch. If the Bills ever make it the playoffs the Haters guide may need twenty pages.
Chris Berman sweats Red & Gold.
Best image only post since: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/05/prepare-your-anus.html
Great. Now my butthole is clenched so tight I won’t poop for a week.
Lube up with hemorrhoidal bleeding.
Question Will the Pats Haters be Images of Tawmmy with Simmons, Marky Mark, Affleck and Damon photoshopped over them? Seems appropriate.
Romo looks like he’s pushing 300lbs in that picture
I don’t care, the worst thing he’s ever done is utter “nobody circles the wagons.”
We can only Harbs has an unprecedented RAGE seizure over some piddling five-yard penalty and then rips off Berman’s skin and wears it like a leather jacket.
“You’re with me, Pleather”
“I WANT PLEATHER NOW!!! I I I WANT IT NOOWWWW!”
Open and shut case, Johnson.
Am I the only one who is confused?
Here you go: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%E2%80%94k-you-chris-berman.html
A picture’s worth a thousand words, and 999 of those words are stupid nicknames.
“WE’RE GONNA” MAKE IT “AFTER ALL” SNOW!
Oops. I shouldn’t be surprised that channeling my inner Berman would cause me to fuck up my reply.
Sad that there’s nothing you can deux deux deux about it now.
After next season, I refuse to call them the San Francisco 49ers, they will be the Santa Clara Superconductors. There is nothing San Francisco about the team after they leave the Stick.
Also, you want trashier fans than Raider fans? Look no further than the bunch of mouthbreathing fucktards at the Stick. Sexual assault? Check. Stabbing? check. Beating the shit out of other fans for no reason? Check.
Also, for all those who say Raiders/Cowboys/Steelers are beloved by thugs (which is true), there is a group no more loved than the 49ers in Northern California. Firstly, their color is red, which is the main color of the powerful Norteño organization. Secondly, their symbol- SF- stands for Sucka/Scrap free, the rival gang to the Norteños. And here we have all the 49er fans COMPLAINING about the TRASHY raider fans across the bay. Fuck you 49ers fans, you previously Giants-loving, bandwagon motherfuckers who talk about THE CATCH but were nowhere to be found in the dark Tim Rattay days. Fuck you 49er fans, who think you have some sort of HISTORIC RIGHT WAY of doing things- and then turn around and fucking play Aldon Smith the day after he gets a DUI. Oh yeah and he has a fuckload of assault weapons. You’re no better than any other organization. Fuck you Jim Harbaugh you attention-starved angry motherfucker who thinks having tantrums on the sideline is RAH RAH GOOD FOOTBAW.
Wow. Tim Rattay. That takes me back.
Also: You get a tip of that hat for that smooth, 100-proof hate.
Lofty hate, sir. Quasi Tawmmy-ish.
Does that mean that there’s gang wars in Northern California about who gets to wear Niners gear? Because that sounds pointless and petty enough to be a beef.
Goddamn that’s one nice bonfire of hate you got going there. Tip of the cap.
Have to at least mention this as well.
This is porn for extreme masochists.
Eddie DeBartolo turned into Roseanne Barr so slowly that I never realized it as it was happening.
On a related note, I’m too lazy to reach for the remote to change the channel from Sportscenter (I know, I know, but nothing else was on).
Mr. Berman, since you went 5-0 in the CFL playoffs as you just advertised on your NFL handicapping segment, maybe you should just do CFL games from now on. You can handicap Ralph Wilson’s beloved Bills too, because fuck it, it’s close enough to the border and they occasionally play in Toronto, and if it’ll keep you quiet I’ll gladly make that concession.
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