Erin Andrews: “That last play, take me through it.”

Derrick Johnson: “WELL I’M THE BEST COOK IN THE CHIEFS LOCKER ROOM! WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY RUNNING BACK LIKE JAMAAL CHARLES THAT’S THE RESULT YOU GONNA GET! DON’T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME!”

Andrews: “Who was talking about you?”

Johnson: “JAMAAL! HE SAID I WAS A LOUSY COOK AND MY PROFITEROLES WERE DRY AND LACKED FINESSE, SO I SAID I’D LIGHT HIM UP IN THE PRO BOWL! DON’T YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT THE BEST, OR I’M GONNA SHUT IT FOR YOU REAL QUICK! SEACREST OUT!”