The “fan names baby after favorite football team/player” story is a hallmark of NFL coverage. Just a few months ago, some Packers fans named their injured newborn after Aaron Rodgers. Seahawks fans are hardly impervious to the phenomenon. And so Cydnee Leigh 12th Mann has been brought into this world, weighed down with a terrible fan base-inspired name, doomed to a lifetime of “where’d your other 11 men go?” jokes. And that’s after people have to digest the spelling of her first name.