About as convincing case to root for Denver as there is.
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Von Miller won awards this year, but they were given by an industry that no one else has ever heard about
Ugh, talk about the lowest common denominator. The Grammys are nothing but degeneracy central anyways.
Hey! THIS is Degeneracy Central. KSK proudly wears the Wikipedia label “high-minded vulgarity”. Show me where the Grammys are described that way.
I have a feeling that Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ hair smells like each other’s assholes.
I’m glad I wasn’t the first to think this. Thanks for expressing it so clearly.
Please let their 15 minutes of fame be over soon so they can hang out with the Gangnam Style guy.
I was thinking more along the lines of Vanilla Ice, Young MC & Hammer but hey I’ll take anything at this point.
^ THIS. Macklemore is fucking AWFUL. As likable as the Seahawks are generally (other than Golden Tate, obviously), Macklemore alone could be enough to swing rooting interests to the Broncos.
Hey, Psy has something like 8 #1 songs in Worst Korea. He’s doing ok.
Daft Punk obviously are big fans of the Broncos because of their robot kinship with Manning.
They were going to assimilate Manning, but after scanning his neck they realized he was a deep cover operative.
Now they’re just wondering why he hangs around that douchebag with the Trans Am.
Is four days enough time for Kendrick Lamar to come out with a pro-Broncos song that includes references to being absolutely robbed at the Grammys?
I was going to root for Rob Ford Denver OT anyway but this sealed it.
Has KSK become all Seahawks all the time or are the Broncos that boring?
Oh come on… Manning, Welker, and Decker combined form the Legion of Snore.
OK, this brings up an interesting question- who are the “celebrity” fans of each team?
Broncos: Don Cheadle, R2-D2, Catherine the Great
Seahawks: Duff McKagan, former GNR bassist & Sir Mix Alot. Edge Meteor.
Seahawks: Joe McHale, Andy from Parks & Rec in real life . . . Drew Carey, for some reason . . . uh . . . Probably Snoop Dogg (note: Snoop is a fan of every team).
Don’t forget, Floyd Mayweather (supposedly) bet a total of $13 million on the Broncos. That’s gotta count somewhere. And, as overrated as Mayweather is (Pacquiao would’ve kicked his ass if they had ever fought like they were supposed to), the presence of Macklemore on the other side is enough to keep me from actively hoping that Mayweather loses his wagers.
Rainn Wilson from the Office.
Drew Carey owns part of th Sounders.
I don’t think he’s a Seahawks fan, he’s from Cleveland and roots for the Browns. Then again after rooting for the Titanic all these years it would be understandable if he switched to the Iceberg.
He has converted: http://www.seahawks.com/videos-photos/videos/12th-MAN-Flag-Raiser—Drew-Carey/1ec51e03-921c-43a0-beed-b97b0cec4c18
Seahawks: Kurt Cobain
I figured Cobain was more of a Steelers fan because of “Rape Me”.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are huge Broncos fans.
I figured Cobain was more of a Cowboys fan because watching them fuck up each and every December makes me want to take a shotgun ride to heaven too.
Colin Kapernick is a Broncos fan.
@ CIFC Best comment on this thread.
Seahawks: All of Pearl Jam
Kurt Cobain and John Denver are armwrestling in heaven to determine the winner as we speak.
This is still less offensive than Rob Ford wearing a Bronco’s jersey.
He’s the peoples’ mayor!
What’s a Mackelmore?
I believe it’s a type of fish specific to the Pacific Northwest… Or a haircut that all the kids are getting these days.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go smoke one of those reefer cigarettes with the coloreds and listen to some jazz.
Von Miller calls it “boo.”
I think he plays golf
I’m still rooting for the Seahawks for no other reason than it would upset old white men
you’re racist… why would you want to upset white people and not other people… thats not fair
I know Nat, it is a LONG wait for the next Ugly Bowl post.
Nat Turner has got to be Flubby just trolling us. Maybe Punte.
They both lost the most prestigious Grammy to a teenage girl from New Zealand singing the most boring song with as much rhythm as the preset buttons on a 1990 Casio keyboard.
Editor’s note: I just learned no Grammy is prestigious.
Gratuitous Simpson’s reference
A teenage girl that looks like she’s 35
Which would you rather win, 4 grammys, or 4 grams of Marshawn Lynch branded weed?
The lesbian in the middle is kinda ugly.
Dat dude in the plaid shirt tho….
They’d have been better off just taking my grandpa’s style.
If Jimmy Darmody hadn’t been killed by Nucky Thompson, and he instead ended up in gay porn, and then Rob Van Winkle “taught” him to “rap,” well…ladies and gentlemen, presenting Macklemore.
And dude didn’t win any real Best Rapper awards. He won Grammies, which is like the principal deciding Prom Queen based on perfect attendance.
Wait…Macklemore is WHITE???? Next you’ll be telling me the soulful Robin Thicke is a Canadian…
The only thing soulful about Robin Thicke is the body on that brunette in the Blurred Lines video. That was some top-flight shit right there…until Alexandra D’Addario raised the game in True Detective.
The only soulful thing about Robin Thicke is his wife.
Indeed j4b, indeed.
“you’re racist… … thats not fair”
- Nat Turner
The only soulful thing about Robin Thicke is Jimmy Fallon and the Roots
If they’re trying to make me root for the Seahawks, now I hella won’t.
On a related note, if you have not heard the Kidz Bop version of Thrift Shop I recommend giving it to your worst enemy, but that may be considered a war crime.
Your dialect betrays you as being from Northern California anyway, so I doubt would root for a NFC West rival.
As someone who has inexplicably heard the Kidz Bop version of Thrift Shop, I heartily recommend it.
I can’t take much more of this douchebag. If we’re this desperate for a white hippity-hopper can’t we at least spotlight somebody good? This dude makes Vanilla Ice look like Guru.
Yeah, no. Let’s not forget that not only couldn’t Vanilla Ice actually rap, but he claimed that he wrote all the riffs in his songs too.
It’s just pop music with rhyming lyrics.
Mad skillz, y’all:
@DTB: While I would like to agree with you (GURU RIP) I can’t sully Mr. Elam’s name like that. However, I would like to see Macklemore and his husband tossed off the nearest roof by Suge Knight as soon as possible. That guy really pisses me off.
Yeah, that was probably taking it too far. Vanilla Ice does not have Mass Appeal. Or minor appeal, for that matter.
I can’t hate Macklemore even though he sucks. He seems to realize that he’s not that good and got kinda sucked up into a vortex of lucky and he feels sort of bad about it.
That’s a cool table.
If Mayweather really bet $13 million on the Broncos then eich ben ein Seahawks fan. in fact if he bet a candy bar on them I hope he loses.
(Please don’t punch me sir)
The language of love.
Who are these people again?
Guests on Ellen. I guess this was payback for Zane Beadle’s mad dancing skilz.
Seriously, thy put out T-Shirts dissing the Broncos to show their Seahawk Support by pimping their Grammy awards, an awards show that sucks balls? If I were the Seahawks I’d disown them as fans.
I think my question is still valid.
I honestly didn’t know who they were until the Komments. Thankfully, satellite radio allows me only to listen to NFL stuff, stand-up comedy, and good old wristcutty alternative.
Daft Punk did get played on alternative radio for some reason (it’s as shit as any other EDM or dubstep), so I had already cultivated a deep-seeded hatred for them.
Except, you know, they put out an album that wasn’t dubstep or EDM at all. But go on wit ya bad self, crank up the Temple of the Dog!
Is it racist of me that I actually kinda liked Macklemore (before he was cool, of course) until I found out he was white?
The only racists are people who hate me. In other words, Bil Belichick.
Depends. Am I racist/jingoistic for refusing to believe Daft Punk’s robot dudes are French?
They actually are. I heard them being interviewed earlier this year on NPR….does that make me a radical liberal ?
I thought draft punk was a Formula One racing term.
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