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HOWDY WRASSLIN FANS. IT THE BEN. ON SUNDAY FUNDAY NIGHT, THE NFL HAD THE PROBE BOWL ON POLAMALU ISLAND. THE NFL NO WANT TO PROBE THE BEN THIS YEAR SO THE BEN STAY IN DA BURGH TO GO TO ROYAL RUMBLE AND WATCH THE BIG DOGS DUKE IT OUT FOR ALL THE MARBLES.

THE BEN GOT TO SIT IN FRONT OF DOINK THE CLOWN. FUNNY BECAUSE DOINK A CLOWN BUT ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE DOINK A WRASSLER AND WRASSLERS BELONG IN THE RING! “DOINK, WHY YOU SIT IN FAN CHAIR?” BEN ASK. SOMEONE SAY THAT DOINK IS PART OF THE SHIELD. DOINK WORK FOR NFL? GOOD. I THINK DOINK HAVE LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS TO SHARE WITH LEAGUE OFFICE.

FIRST MATCH WITH LITTLE BEARDO AGAINST BIG SCARY BEARDO WAS OKAY. COULD USE MORE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLES TO MAKE IT BETTER. CROWD CHANT YES! YES! YES! NOT A WORD THE BEN HEAR LOTS SO BEN CONFUSED AT FIRST. FANS LIKE LITTLE BEARDO, BUT HE LOSE THIS SLOBBERKNOCKER. THAT GOOD THING, THE BEN THINKS. LITTLE BEARDO NOT SEEM GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

NEXT IT WAS MEETING OF THE GIANTS – BIG SHOW AND BROKE LEATHER. THE BIG SHOW SONG IS GOOD. THE BEN SING THE ENTIRE MATCH

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WELL IT’S THE BIG BEN
IT’S A BIG BAD BEN TONIGHT
YEAH, IT THE BIG BEN
C’MON JUST HIKE THE BEN THE BALL, Y’ALL

THE BEN DO THIS FOR WHOLE MATCH AND NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPEN IN THE RING. TOO BAD. THAT WHY COACH NOT LET THE BEN LISTEN TO MUSIC DURING PRACTICE.

THEN IT WAS JOHN CENA VERSE RANDY ORTON FOR MANY BELT. IF YOU ASK BEN, JUST A CLASSIC MATCH THAT WRASSLIN SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE. THE BEN IS BIG JOHN CENA FAN. HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT. CHOCO TACOS. THAT THE CODE THE BEN LIVE BY. LOTSA FANS BOO CENA BUT THOSE THE HATERS. THE BEN GET HATERS AFTER BATHROOM NO-NOS BUT THE BEN JUST MAKE JOHN CENA HAND WAVE AT THEM.

CENA LOSE AND THE BEN SAD. BUT CENA ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK DON’T MATTER THE ODDS. THAT WHY HE THE BEST.

FINALLY, NEXT COME ROYAL RUMBLE. THE BEN LOVE ROYAL RUMBLE BECAUSE IT HAVE TWO GOOD THINGS: NUMBERS COUNTED BACKWARD (THAT LIKE A MAGIC TRICK) AND PEOPLE FALLS. THE BEN VERY HAPPY LITTLE BEARDO NOT BACK IN RUMBLE BUT FANS CHANT FOR LITTLE BEARDO. FANS NO KNOW WHAT GOOD FOR BUSINESS. WHEN LITTLE BULL GUY COME OUT OF BACK, BEN LAUGH SO HARD. HE A TINY BULL! THE BEN WANT A TINY BULL MAN IN HIS POSSE! TINY BULL MAN RUNNER BACK! HE WORK ON THIRD DOWN.

FINALLY IT GET DOWN TO LAST TWO WRASSLERS: ROMO RAINS AND BATISTA. BATISTA IS THE ANIMAL. NO ONE CALL YOU THE ANIMAL UNLESS YOU ARE ACTUALLY A ANIMAL WITH FANGS AND STUFF OR YOU IS THE NUMBER ONE BADASS. BATISTA WIN, SO HE THE NUMBER BADASS TYPE. BATISTA COOL. BASTISTA LOOK LIKE HE PLAY FOOTBALL GOOD AND MAYBE TAKE A PLAY OR TWO OFF BUT REALLY BRING THE LEAD WHEN HE HIT YOU IN FACE WITH HELMET. THE KIND OF COMPETITOR THE BEN LIKE.

OVERALL, THE BEN SAY TOP NOTCH NIGHT OF WRASSLIN. THE BEN WANT CENA GET THE TITLE SO IT CAN BE JOHN CENA FACE OF THE COMPANY VERSE THE ANIMAL AT WRASSLEMANIA. ICON VERSE ICON.