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"Sexy Friday Wants A Hula Hoop"
#4 and #7. LOSING MY MIND.
Yup, major Yup!
It’s been twenty minutes and I’m STILL waiting for 4a and 4b to make it to the fireworks factory.
My mind just moved south a bit.
Oh Moose, how graphic of an image for you to provide me with.
shit, I thought you said “mouth”. maybe I wanted you to say mouth..
You will need a magnification to view graphics.
ALL HAIL THE HYPNOHEINEYS
Usually hot tube water doesn’t make a pleasant tasting tea, however…..
You’re not supposed to pee in the kettle, Moose…
My God. Number 16.
Seriously! She could steal my house and I’d be happy.
Eh, the only good ones are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, and 17.
I’m not sure which trunk I’d rather see up close.
I went on safari once. There was nothing like that, and we saw plenty of elephants.
Holy damn #8.
Well, it’s not a hula hoop, but I do have a ring of sorts that Sexy Friday can play with…
There are more images after the hula hoop? I think I’ve been here for an hour…
This hula girl, I call her talented, because she is FUCKING TALENTED
You should probably see this:
So here’s another clip:
Please encourage her.
there is zero chance I’m getting past hula hoop girl…
How did ANYONE make it past 4!??!?!?
Because we sensed 7 was there.
#11, you’ll always have a special place in my heart, now seriously we have to get out of this stall, there are people who need to use the shitter.
I’ll take #16, thank you.
Exactly. Best of a very illustrious bunch.
This week in hair bra, bra.
What does that say?
“Strength is nothing more than how well you hide your pain.”
OK, here is what they look like NSFW: [24.media.tumblr.com]
Nice. And cool shades racer-bro-ette.
Mirror shades on women so define deadly sexiness. Something almost alien about it.
“Just poking around, you?”
Where we goin’? [25.media.tumblr.com] NSFW
Stripe toe syndrome.
This pics is doing double duty as “This Week in Cute” and “This week in Crazy Google Image Search Results: ‘Visually Similar Images’ Division.”
/hopes this somehow makes sense
In other words, when I GIS’d Moose’s “Striped Toe Syndrome” pic I got the damn dog as a “Visually similar image ” result. Dammnit.
I think someone slipped something in my drink.
Either image search can come up with…. odd matches.
Honey, please don’t fart on the new sheets!
This week in concrete bra.
That’s not safe!
That’s true, she should really be wearing some kind of foot protection.
That looks goddamn delicious. Don’t scrimp on the gravy.
For apple crisp gravy would be the brown sugar cinnamon vanilla mix…. maybe on top of the ice cream.
What do you have to do to get a god damn drink around here?!?
Melanie’s Ice Cream Disaster gave me a sympathy brain freeze followed by very real hot tight pants.
Get in the car now! No time to explain!
These interwebs need more revealing pics of #3, Ester Jiron.
MISCEGENATION IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL
YOU GOT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER.
THOSE TWO TASTES WERE SEPARATED BY GAAAAAAWWWWWD
NSFW Shaw. [24.media.tumblr.com]
So………. I wouldn’t normally comment on the “for the ladies” posts, but that’s Kaepernick before he did his nickle in San Quentin and got the tats right?
Or am I just racist and think all racially ambiguous folks look alike?
/watches #15 for ten minutes //gives Reef all of my money
Tis the season for #2.
Bad newz bros.
Wendy’s ginger is married:
/wishes could dry tears with that hair
I am sorry for your loss Sill:/
Not my loss.
No need for tears Sill, word around the grill is her hubby is a real square, 56ml patty.
Whoever that douchebag was, I cannot stress enough how much happiness he brought me with his 56 MILLILITERS BITCHES
His is the one on the left:
The opposite of this:
[wishes bikini would fly open]
Barely covers is close enough …
Big time Star Wars kick as of late.
Sill, you rock.
Baby, it’s cold outside!
But warm in here.
Black and white and color:
I have to stop adding pics of women idiots want to my tumblr just to satisfy my craving for useless “activity.”
I couldn’t care less about Emma Roberts or these VS models.
Jana Defi [31.media.tumblr.com]
Wow NSFW [fap.to]
McKayla Maroney turns 18 on Monday. [i.minus.com]
Maria Ozawa NSFW [4.bp.blogspot.com].jpg
Nice ass [31.media.tumblr.com]
It is right at 0-deg F here in Denver.
God Damn dude! You make me want to put logs on the fire down in Texas!
A balmy 14-deg F in my neighborhood and the wind chill is minus 2. The predicted actual low is 3.
So stay warm and brown liquor is always the answer!
What a workout (NSFW) [i.imgur.com]
Walk a bit….
SO FUCKING CLOSE! [i.dailymail.co.uk]
Nice RESEARCH Martin!
TWIC; up a tree.
Well, they did win this week.
Is it still too late for food porn? [barbecuebible.com]
A nice respite from the turkey overload of last week. Gonna do pizza later. Finished a project and feel accomplished. My reward to myself is to stay up late and be 17 again.
Izabel Goulart [24.media.tumblr.com]
Wonder Woman. Keep that whiskey flowing,
1UP (NSFW) [www.boobieblog.com]
Name is Amy Anderssen.
Amazon women must be a mindkiller.
What the fuck with me and Wonder Woman tonight?
One of my children asked me who my favorite guitarist was…I had to take a fucking second..I paused long enough to collect my ragged Gibson and the first name I came up with was….
No I got nothing. Maybe Al Dimeola?
Can’t go wrong with that choice.
Maybe John Lee Hooker?
Probably John Lee Hooker.
That’s soul blood right there. Pain recognizes pain.
May be Jack?
WKJJ108 on the air.
Must be the outfit.
I actually shook hands with this guy.
This Guy? I call him the twang bar king!
Fuck yes, Adrian can play.
big electric cat.. ..big electric cat..
Nice. Beyond nice.
When you get right down to it, it’s really about …..
I would have to say he is my favorite, in a Lone Rhino short of way.
This may be my favorite country song of all time.
I shook hands with Chris Barnes. He was fucking stoned.
The fuck was I going with this?
When I saw them in Austin they ruled.
Can’t pass this up. NSFW
do you find this happens all of the time?
Doing the Christmas shopping. Open X-foils to attack position.
Sex scene Nicolette Scorcese did in Boxing Helena (NSFW) [martinksk.tumblr.com]
Mr. Skin ain’t got shit on me.
You are the motherfucking man. Never seen that before.
Christmas shopping done. Alcohol now warms the belly. And thoughts of Dita von Teese.
A storms’a brewin’
I get it, I get it.
Elephant seals are tremendously photogenic.
Here’s another image:
Disney just got their grubby mitts on the Indiana Jones franchise.
Just like Star Wars, I doubt they could fuck it up worse than the creator’s final efforts.
Just like Star Wars, this remains to be seen.
Another work of art lost to the flotsam and jetsam of 80s teen indulgence:
She’s been topless a couple of times. The one I remember most easily is her sex scene with JCVD in Time Cop.
Lots of tits here, though. Quick bush shot just past 7min. Obviously NSFW. [www.dailymotion.com]
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