I imagine that's the only way Elvira would do it. Not bad unless she'd insist on a buried alive version.
Go forth for more sexiness and see you on Sunday.
Pics/GIFs/video via here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here
Follow Kissing Suzy Kolber on Facebook and get the latest NFL news & humor before everyone else.
"Sexy Friday Puts The Nail In The Coffin"
#11 because thigh-high SOCKS.
[Previous post intended to be a gif of approval, but this poster apparently fails at linking GIFs or something]
You can only post .gifs if you’re ELITE:
Sigh. I miss winter. The only women wearing thigh-high sox down here are 75, and they’re rolled down to their ankles.
#11 is Playmate Nikki Leigh and there are many pics of her in those socks!
Some are NSFW full frontal and socks.
And there are tumblrs dedicated to socks because of course there are.
I mean why the hell not?
And just because Google found it (Sometimes I hate Google.) a bunch of dudes in socks.
Now excuse, me I need to wash my eyes and some socks.
Emory University Uses Twitter Algorithm To Study Fans, Finds Steelers Fans Sad, Unstable:
I will comfort you on Sunday Sill.
That’s eerily close to the truth. At least the unstable part. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve fallen to the ground…
#4 has got a platform I could get behind.
#4 is what I hope Pam Oliver looks like.
So I like Pam Oliver.
And you thought football was dangerous:
what is that, Model-T polo?
Just a couple lunatics driving sideways on a wall.
It takes a minute before you notice the lion in the sidecar:
these people, they are doing sports right.
I feel like if we looked hard enough, we could find one of the Ryan brothers’ ancestors in the crowd of any of these photos.
Racing in the 1920s: “Hey, Death, guess what? FUCK YOU!”
Just in case you didn’t notice, that’s a lion in the sidecar of Fig. 4.
A LION IN THE SIDECAR
I am not proposing Model-T polo as the half-time break activity at Vontaze’s SuperOrgyBowl I
“not” should be read as “now”
All I want for Christmas is an edit button, or less fat fingers.
#7, reppin WWE’s sexiness all day long (It’s Aksana)
Ayo #2, you hot but you need a lesson in shakin’ dat ass.
so #6….looks like you could use a hand…….or my face.
Really digging the sideboob on #9
I concur with whatever #6 is saying. Also #8 is right up my alley,. Man, I need to go play craps!
Apparently today I’m the Count On the Electric Company.
NUMBER SIX WOO
Here’s Patton Oswalt’s follow-up to the Famous Bowls bit:
The cameraman (cameraperson for those easily offended by my blatant sexism) needs to pan down when she turns her back to the camera. I’m sure there are shoulder fetishists out there that would disagree with me, but honestly, it’s all about the ass for this guy.
Is #7 rubbing one out looking at herself in the mirror? I thought only my ex-wife was that self-absorbed.
Your ex-wife, and Bill Simmons.
#2 has an Alex Morgan vibe I can appreciate.
#5, because she’s all alone.
Is it just me, or does JLaw look a little bit like a young Traci Lords?
I completely agree with your assertion.
Great minds n’at.
Man, thank you.
Come on #4, you’re going to roll an ankle!
Am I missing the point?
Watching the hahckey Stillers.
Don’t you think UPROXX should have a hahckey site?
They could call it Spooning Steve Yzerman.
Concussing Chris Nilan?
Joanna Krupa http://i.imgur.com/Jyxnzl1.jpg
Denise Scahefer (also #5) http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_10_2013/post-24965-0-38179600-1383070191.jpg
Erica Ellyson http://s5.goodfon.ru/image/48019-2997×1927.jpg
Shay Jordan http://i.imgur.com/6uwNr.jpg
Stick It is an underrated quasi sequel to Bring It On http://i.imgur.com/wnuocRC.gif
Michelle Jenneke http://imgbox.com/abv8wuqA
The World’s Most Famous Hurdler:
Kaili Thorne http://i.imgur.com/e3dZ539.jpg
Jaslyn Ome http://i.imgur.com/xyC40m5.jpg
Lorena B http://www.theredzonepages.com/Twistys/Samples/LorenaG/Twistys_LorenaG06.jpg
Emily Ratajkowski http://i.imgur.com/DsfVT91.jpg
Rhian Sugden (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/4id5C.jpg
Brooke Burke (NSFW) https://i.imgur.com/HqVNxdd.jpg
Brooke Burke 2 (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/3CDg959.jpg
I gotta be honest.
I kind of like the ladies.
Emily Shaw (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/HqMcobH.jpg
I wish I could post these NSFWs.
The aesthetics of the female form should be celebrated in every state of dress, including undress.
If 1998 me knew that 2013 me could whip off a photo of Brooke Burke’s pussy onto some comment thread and not even blink his head would explode.
Both of them.
Let alone the rest of that thread.
That Lorena shot is supreme.
Thanks for posting Martin’s contributions, Sill!
This one and #5 are my faves.
I do it to distract me from being sad and unstable.
I only wish I could do more.
4 (above) is Mercedes Terrell. More pics: http://mmanuts.com/women-of-mma/mercedes-terrell-bellator-ring-card-girl-pics/
Shame this was out of the proper Martin order:
Well, I just found that mmanauts gallery.
Mercedes is pretty great. Denimmmmmmmmmmmm!
Lucy Pinder 10MB lingerie photo. See-through panties. http://imgbox.com/adp7faBc
Let’s see if this posts:
Nope. WAY too big.
Try this. It’s only 1024×1536 http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/lucy-pinder-02.jpg
Lucy Pinder smells like Christmas!
Her cooter is not shaved bald. That is very, very nice.
MAF WITH THE SAVE WOO
Alt. Link to the Michelle Jenneke photo. http://i.imgur.com/O3v1xoC.jpg
Scratch that. This is bigger. https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579698_748350498526840_1365969891_n.jpg
Let’s see if it gets past the funnel-webs:
WE’RE NOT DEAD WOO
My imgur albums.
Kate Upton – Venus Swimwear 2009. Her first shoot. http://imgur.com/a/aYNBV#0
Emma Stone – Vanity Fair outtakes http://imgur.com/a/QzJW1
kate Upton – Culo (Original and one I photoshopped as well as I could) http://imgur.com/a/ZXvV4
Sophie Turner http://imgur.com/a/sWDuV
Jaimie Alexander’s revealing dress at the Thor 2 premiere. NSFW (or not, depending on who you ask) http://imgur.com/a/TkLny
Lorena G, Ashley, Ariel (NSFW) http://imgur.com/a/1IKMa#0
imgur kind of died after that post.
Tiffany Thompson (NSFW) http://imgur.com/a/sVikB#0
Random photos, gifs. Some SFW, NSFW. (NSFW) http://imgur.com/a/lw8Da#0
Oh, yeah. You have to fuck around with it a bit to post something from an album.
Here’s the full-sized version of that Kate Upton photo. http://i.imgur.com/nOMjQx0.jpg
Best advice? If the URL ends with “”s.jpg, remove the s. Those are the thumbnail versions.
I learn more about posting every day:
Just Paulina Gretzky giving another woman a boob reach-around:
Take to the sky.
I loved this plane. Even for its flaws.
The only people it killed were Germans going on a cruise and a French crew, so was it really a loss?
Half the Germans would’ve been raped and/or murdered on the cruise anyway.
Concorde should be the principal mode of air transport today.
When you need to put another solid gold toilet in your supersonic jet incredible advances in aeronautics need to take a back seat to where your worthless ass shits.
It’s just the way things work nowadays.
Here’s another photo of slide 5 from the same shoot. Name is Hannah Ferguson. http://24.media.tumblr.com/042cd55b6a6d57eb19584ebfec4fd9cf/tumblr_mwn62z27RR1s2145to1_1280.jpg
My favorite recent posts to martinsfksk.tumblr.com
Skyler Vallo http://25.media.tumblr.com/6440530fc48f039bd971830e2b31f82a/tumblr_mx0jhxV5qy1s9eeryo1_500.jpg
Doutzen Kroes http://31.media.tumblr.com/8d891d508e544aa88ddee5ee9d430f92/tumblr_mxqgcmMMml1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
Cobie Smulders http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd68d700151c075207184a9e7bd29d77/tumblr_mxqdq1Ad9D1s9eeryo1_1280.jpg
I hate photographers who don’t ID their fucking models. http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c839d86a2f3c77e99d50a257449a63e/tumblr_mxkyqoUydR1rgwc1mo1_1280.png
NOT Skyler White:
Anna Paquin http://mrcheyl.tumblr.com/post/69135937859/anna-paquin-x-true-blood
Olivia Wilde 1 http://mrcheyl.tumblr.com/post/69328218724/olivia-wilde-x-the-change-up
Mr. Cheyl would apparently rather you go fuck yourself as opposed to hotlinking photos.
Olivia Wilde 2 http://mrcheyl.tumblr.com/post/68914783035/olivia-wilde-x-the-change-up
Jessica Biel http://mrcheyl.tumblr.com/post/67602223938/jessica-biel-x-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-larry
How did you get that to work?
View image. Copy and paste.
Can you do that on a Mac?
Don’t know about Mac. I’m on a Dell PC.
I’ve got no right-click.
If Microsoft hired me to do their next ad campaign? Which is totally not entirely not out of the equation?
Walk the fuck away.
If you use the Tumblr Mosaic Viewer and open the thumbs in a new tab (Chrome) they are in a easily postable form. You gotta leave the viewer closed and just work from the thumbs.
Well let’s see if I’m full of shit or if the gif posts.
And the second Olivia Wilde gif.
Now why didn’t the Tumbler Mosaic Viewer link show up?
Well crap, I put her in the wrong spot!
Hot Betty Draper http://i.imgur.com/O3kKle1.gif
Obligatory Kate Upton http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/POP_CULTURE/2012/12/content/8.gif
Mr. Cheyl seems like a serious douchebag for denying the Kommentariat these wonderful .gifs.
Olivia Wilde disapproves:
Michaela Schaefer http://i.imgur.com/AQJIn7N.gif
I NEED to see that Hobbit movie
Appears you got it Sill. Houston we are green light for lift off.
T minus 15 seconds…guidance is internal…12…10…9…ignition sequence start…6…5…4…3…2…1…zero…all engine running…LIFTOFF:
Ironically I forgot the 11 in the countdown.
30 second countdown begins at 5:39 of the video.
@7:43 We’re through the region of maximum dynamic pressure now.
To reach out and touch the stars. WHY I SUPPORT NASA
@8:46 There is its….right on…staging…and ignition.
BALLS THE SIZE OF CHURCH BELLS:
@8:59 11…Houston thrust is GO all engines looking good.
This is the most amazing thing we’ve ever done.
Over 40 fucking years ago.
We need a new Apollo Program:
Truer words were never spoken. I’d literally give my left nut to go to the moon, though I can’t imagine what value it would have to NASA.
Hell, I’d give it just to see someone else go.
Affirmative Mission Control
Speaking of Skye
OK, Mr. Long, back to beautiful women and music.
Don’t know you. But I want to.
OK Kommentariat, don’t laugh. I did a poetry reading last night. I’ve been writing for years – haven’t performed for a couple. Damn, I’m rusty. Dropped poetry about the collision of mythology and getting older.
It’s the way of things.
The Way Of The Force.
You have no reason to apologize.
The best thing about getting older is nobody can challenge your experience when you flash your AARP card.
Then you can tell about the time you snorted lines with Mott The Hoople and watched the sunrise over Belmar and Nobody will have the brass balls to challenge you. Because it probably did happen.
Not really. But who’s left alive to dispute you.
This happened. Bird is the word.
Yoda’s also the word:
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
For the 21st Century
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns!
I will barbecue and drink and listen to this in your honor tomorrow.
And I’ll have a pint with you, Sir!
Christmas is an Irish holiday isn’t it?
I don’t want to step on any toes here.
I..I..I think I’m seeing double!
I bet you listen to K-Billy Super Sounds of the Seventies.
It’s my personal favorite.
What’s happening my brother, Sill?
Right back atcha.
Have a frank and productive winter solstice festival.
Also Merry Christmas.
WOULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST PAID FOR THE FUCKING SHOES TO BEGIN WITH????????
Come by a little later we’re drinking waisail.
My entry music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1G-9cepoG0
I was supposed to get the water.
Take me to the river..
Now, how much money did you spend on yourself?
I love some of you.
Grilled pork loin stuffed with cream cheese and jalapenos. Consuming vast amounts of beer and jamming out.
I guess if I had to market a shirt..
“I love some of you!” has a chance.
Kate Upton http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NjMVHMU46nU/USZsHtGQIVI/AAAAAAAAcpY/UOtHg804yX8/s1600/Kate-Upton-71.jpg
Big tease http://prem1.hiboox.com/images/0912/c0cc46d683e5a418bdbda916fcc071eb.gif
Thought it didn’t post.
Might as well make a wall:
BTW dont think iv’e turned into some kind of fatty foolower or somehting,, ppl need to see these fatties to know what to aviod imo
My sentiments exactly, babe. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medkmyO6k51re4ysso1_r1_400.gif
It was all a dream … http://i.minus.com/i7952gfMItXaZ.gif
The first is to all of you.
Yep, still amazing.
Today is set aside for one of many holiday obligations. For the 5th year in a row I get to see my granddaughter, now 8 years old, perform in The Nutcracker ballet. Her five minutes on stage are fantastic. The other two hours? Obligation.
The only thing worse than soccer parents are ballet parents. They treat every performance like it’s a fucking graduation.
Afterwards I treat her and her mother to a nice dinner and I treat myself to about 8 craft beers.
I so, so know. My ex’s daughter is in theater. It breaks my heart to endure it. I wish her the best
Thanks, my man. She was the best in her row!. She started out 4 years ago as a hobby horse, then she graduated to a snow flake. This year? Reindeer!
Did Tchaikovsky have reindeer in his head when he wrote the dance of the sugar plum fairies?!
Sorry man. I’m a purist.
And to follow up, there were at least 6 families that had reindeer antlers tied to the tops of there SUVs.
There isn’t a level of Hell that burns bright enough.
I so, so know. My ex’s daughter is in theater. It breaks my heart to endure it. I wish her the best.
Thank you, GingerHamster.
She’s a Yankee rose, ain’t she?
Yes she is.
Because I like her. Fuck off, Marilyn Manson…
[bikini flies open]
Forget the Christmas music. This is my Christmas song.
Sexy Friday Puts the Nail in the Coffin”
So nobody followed Ape down the Necro-porn off ramp?
Probably for the better.
The CBC Hockey Night In Canada crew are HILARIOUS.
They’re speaking English, but at the same time they’re not.
For the par
Color guy has said “Boy, oh boy!” about 392 times and the game is only 13 minutes in.
My cousin and his wife just got married. I told them I have connections in Hollywood, and if they give me their honeymoon video they’ll be famous in Japan. THAT is how you fuck up the yuppies.
More Dita NSFW
Gemma Merna – Dat Ass http://imgbox.com/achUaVEh
(I need to figure out how to teach Sill to get the URL for imgbox and imgur photos on his Mac. It’s second nature to me, but also because I use custom settings)
This is why I need embedding privileges.
Yes, embedding privileges for Martin would be a good thing.
Hell, embedding privileges for everyone in the open threads and rive brogs for a weekend or two would help the Kommentariat to learn which sites and images are easy to embed and those that are … difficult.
1 – imgbox.com/acwLgvJi
2 – imgbox.com/adzGqVE8
Michelle Ryan – bouncy bouncy http://imgbox.com/adnePakS
Fake topless of Avril http://imagezilla.net/images/9W7piOR-untitled.png
I don’t need you newfangled photomancy.
I’ve got my own Gemma:
She would make my dick explode. No Joke
I really do think she’d be fun at parties.
HOLY REAL AND SPECTACULAR:
Who, pray tell, is that piece of lovely, Martin?
Teaser gif of Melanie Iglesias doing the Cat Daddy http://i.imgur.com/yMRaid3.gif
Full Video of her with Lisa Ramos http://youtu.be/w5JKhWXQINY
Keep it going.
Sir, your Tan-tan will freeze before it reaches the first marker! Then I’ll see you in hell!
New Jersey = Hoth right about now:
Battle of Hoth coming up. Best battle ever.
So fucking rules
Never tell me the odds.
R2 Where are you? I hope my insurance covers crashing an X-Wing in a swamp.
Doesn’t cover spaceship crashes.
Patience. For the Jedi it is time to eat as well.
“I’m not afraid.” Goood. you will be. You will be. ..
You know what would be a really bad idea?
Drop acid and see a youth presentation of The Nutcracker Ballet.
Holy Jesus! What are these Goddamn animals!?!
I think I’m getting the fear.
I’ve had two very different thoughts today.
I missed out on so much in my 20s and early 30s.
I should get into the business of porn, but I won’t.
Oh, three. One week to go. This is going to be agony.
Join the discussion. Sign Up or Sign In