Good hustle, Santa. Now go enjoy yourself for a while. Sexy Friday will see you again in 2014.
Now let's close out the year in sexy.
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"Sexy Friday Is Done For The Year"
#2 is named Sheila and lives in dirty-ass Baltimore.
And she represents the Kommentariat perfectly.
Between Sheila and Loose Cannon beer everything’s coming up Baltimore!
what a wonderful year we’ve had!! #15 can get it all day long.
Tell me she does porn, that would make my day.
Sexy Friday is the most wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful day of the year.
it makes me sad that Martin is on some beach in Hawaii with “the redhead” and he’s not here to perv it up some more.
You know, if you go in a dark room and say his name three times, he might appear.
Or, just go to his tumblr, Wolfman’s Pussy Van and avoid all of the creepy summoning.
there is nothing creepy about turning off the lights in your work’s restroom and saying a man’s name three times. I’m going to stick to that for sure.
Those instructions are wrong and won’t work. What you have to do to summon Martin is to make an “Awhoo-ooo-ooo” noise while setting fire to a sacrificial Big Mac.
That might explain why I got nothing but a handjob from a woman with a really big calloused hands and a deep voice.
#15 Red Riding hood seems lost.
And you’re the big bad wolf and eat her like it says in the book?
[bikini flies open]
Jennifer Lawrence knows what’s up.
I just saw the “Rocky climbs the Art Museum steps” scene used to advertise an “emergency loan” company.
Did everyone have a frank and productive solstice season?
That’s a negative. Tried to be peaceful with the ex, but sometimes there is just no peace. Solution? Retreat to the house and open the bottle.
Motherfucker I feel like Clint Eastwood from Heartbreak Ridge.
TOP DOWN BRAH
It was just me, Stoney Jackson..and Tom Highway.
Just to make sure everyone is on the same page as me, they click through all of them thinking “would bang her” and then get to the last slide and think “I could look like that if i wanted to go to the gym”
I saw the last one and thought, “If I posed like that, my nut sack would be in the photo”
/apologizes in case anyone was eating.
Tonight, I’m bringing you the sexy of science.
Your genetic material:
You know the White Cliffs Of Dover?
This is what they’re made of:
Rough endoplasmic reticulum surrounding a eukaryotic nucleus:
The Golgi Apparatus:
The border between Us and Not Us:
That’s some quality SEM porn there
Roughly 1/2 SEM, 1/2 TEM
AFM or GTFO.
SEMs are really only good for cool pictures. You can do some crazy shit (like see actual collections of electrical charges)
I did a lot of work in college on an AFM. Nothing looked cool except some stuff in 3d
Another kind of cool scan I did early on
Last time I fixed a specimen in anger was 1992.
A little light on the current gear.
That arrow is pointing through 10 billion years at an event that occurred about 4 billion years after the singular expansion of the universe as observed from our time and velocity reference frame.
There’s a chance that matter altered by that supernova is in your body.
We are made from the dust from exploding stars.
Eye Of The Zebra:
Just noticed that this is out of sequence.
Thanks for a great year. Be careful out there everyone.
Great year. Vida’s put on a few pounds but I’d still tear that shit up.
In this beautiful and peaceful holiday season, let us remember what is truly important:
I still have a chance to bang Mila Kunis! [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com]
It’s important to have a goal.
Soooooooooo we’re not getting any “lips” this week?
Here’s hoping that the Kommentariat gave or received something that will give pleasure for the rest of the new year.
This inspired me tonight.
Talking Heads can do that.
I love most of you!
“fuck you, Paulie! That’s my money.
I’m not sure but somebody said we needed to eat a 7-11 burrito and every atom in my body screamed “Bad Idea”. Bad Fucking Idea.
A hostess cupcake is not a cronut.
Know what you mean
Santa, thanks for your hard work.
Nothing but love songs..
The pit even on the Kimmel show.
a pit every time
True True? Let’s crank this motherfucker up.
Yes, I would like a drink.
Yes, I have a tip.
That Ozzfest blew me away.
Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a pleasure to serve with you on many Sexy Fridays. In the cold, dark winters of World War Three you have been an oasis of awesomeness to me.
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