Things are bad in our nation’s capital. Real bad. Head coach Mike Shanahan and owner Dan Snyder are firmly entrenched in a standoff that can only end in mutually assured destruction. Quarterback Robert Griffin III has been benched in favor of former backup Kirk Cousins. Rex Grossman is your new backup QB.

Now, this:

That’s right. RGIII has not only lost his starting job for the remainder of the season, but he’s been relegated to kicker duty. Nobody will talk to him during the game. No one will send him a Christmas card. He’ll drive everyone to the Cheesecake Factory later but they’ll make him wait in the car.

But that’s just the live he lives now. He’s the lonesome kicker.