Shocking news you’ll never believe: Vernon Davis, whose penis was used as a tackle aide by Rams safety T.J. McDonald on Sunday, reported that the experience was painful and would prefer not to repeat it.
— Vernon Davis (@VernonDavis85) December 2, 2013
Oh, and he believes there should be a rule against dick tackling. Important part, that. The rule and the organ. The NFL might want to table the Mike Tomlin punishment for a day or two until they get the new dick tackle rule on the books.
I want more like this!
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