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In the strong Raiders tradition of the fan base being more entertaining than the product on the field (unless you like gritty Penn State QBs who NEVER HAD ANYONE BELIEVE IN THEM) apparently now there’s some jagoff running around in a cape and a sword, knighting fans in his presumably boozed-up kangaroo king’s court, challenging the xenophobic prick known as Darth Raider’s reign as Oakland’s super fan.

The more the Raiders adopt a British approach to the game, the closer we are to being able to relegate them to a lower quality league. Fair’s fair in the Commonwealth.

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