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"LOLNFL: Week 13"
bloody gritkkake? Or gritty bloodkkake?
Masturbating Pats Fan should be a new Kharacter
“Aw I bet he was a fullback in college, too. Oh yeah that’s the shit. Bet he gets to practice early oh man”
“He’s so gritTEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
I bet he’s the first one in and last one out… which is exactly what I’ll be thinking about when I orgasm.
The Develin TD got him there.
Oh God I bet he plays special teams
“Aww, why’d you have to say Bruschi?! You know that causes me to go prematurely!”
“John Hanna, oh yeah, Steve Grogan, oh yeah, Sam Bam Cunningh…Aw goddammit, where’s the Cialis?”-Senior Masturbating Pats Fan
/I’m enjoying this a little too much
High motor… HIGH MOTOR!!!!!!!
That’s right, baby, tell me about your BLUE COLLAR LUNCH PAIL.
OHHHH, TED WILLIAMS!!! LARRY BIRD!!! OH, BRADY!!! TUCK RULE!! TUCK RULE!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, TED WILLLLLLIAAAAMMMMSSSSS!!!
/and I’m spent
Pull the anal Brady bobble heads out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
“Tell me he’s Mahkee Mahks cousin and is only half retaahted!”
#9 FTMFW. All the time.
Rob Ford looks like he’s sweating through his mouth.
This made me laugh uncontrollably.
Do you think that Fred Jackson was ashamed or honored by Rob Ford wearing his tent/jersey?
Rob Ford didn’t actually “show up” to the game. He was simply sitting in the stadium for the last four days when suddenly the football game showed up.
Rob Ford is a South Park character. He just doesn’t know it yet.
I call the it “The NFL Toronto Style” when I gamble too much and watch the game naked.
just before I looked at the paycheck that said $5493, I have faith that…my… friends brother was like truly erning money part time at there computar.. there neighbour has done this for under 16 months and a short time ago cleard the loans on there condo and purchased a top of the range Saab 99 Turbo. you could try this out http://WWW.JOBS59.COM
“a top of the range Saab 99 Turbo.”
Listen spam-bot, if you’re going to get our attention you’re going to need to do better than entice us with a “top of the range” (whatever the fuck that means) car from a company that’s OUT OF FUCKING BUSINESS!!! At least offer to enlarge my penis, or provide me with $10 million Nigerian.
Actually, they are back in business focusing on electric hybrid cars. Still, the best the spambot can come up with is a fucking Saab? Nothing says big money like a Swedish car.
I think ‘top of the range’ means you have to pick the car up in southern Montana.
The SAAB 99 Turbo is one of the all-time great cars.
It was the first reasonably priced car with a turbocharged engine and it changed the way people thought about small, fast cars forever:
SAAB’s answer to the Ferrari 365 GT4 2+2 Daytona.
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