Browns Fan MovedVia BelievingSince1999.com

The fumes around Cleveland’s Factory of Sadness must be especially toxic today as the Browns asked a fan to move across the street with his sign thanking the team for 15 years of pain and misery. No word if the fan brought his own paper bag for safety or if the team provided it to him.

The upside for the fan is he now closer to the visitor parking area where he is sure to spot Browns free agents Alex Mack, T.J. Ward, Shawn Lauvao, Oniel Cousins, Chris Owens, Willis McGahee and even kicker Billy Cundiff cleaning out their lockers before getting the hell away from Ohio’s newest Superfund site.