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DeSean Jackson’s 27th birthday was Sunday but since he was occupied with being a football player, he had to push the celebration back to Monday night. And so the Eagles receiver/CEO of Jaccpot Records gathered with friends at Del Frisco’s Steakhouse to mark the occasion with cake shaped like a money stack and another in the shape of a Benz (replete with JACCPOT plates, natch).

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It’s cake as cake in the money sense. Very clever, guys. It strikes me as something Stevie would do on Eastbound and Down.

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Ultimately, if you’re going to do an outlandish cake, go with obscene like Brent Grimes did.