Cleveland Browns coach, and cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller, Rob Chudzinski has reportedly been fired by the team.

We’re left wondering “Who was Chudz?” and also more specifically “Who even cares?” but even more specifically, which poor SOB is going to fall on the sword that is managing the factory of sadness next year? Maybe we can finally see another player/coach. Davone Bess anyone?

If your team’s justification for a crap season is that Bryan Hoyer was injured, then maybe it’s about time to consider just folding it up and and moving the team to Balti… never mind.