We begin voting for the Ugly Bowl with some strong contenders from the shittiest division in football. Allow me to introduce you to your Ugly Bowl nominees from the NFC East.
From the Dallas Cowboys, I give you backup QB and troll that lives under a bridge in Scotland, Kyle Orton. In round 1 of Ugly Bowl voting, he is pitted against the Philadelphia Eagles’ placekicker Alex Henery, who also happens to be one of your best friends from Hebrew school.
Your next NFC East matchup pairs the Washington Redskins against the New York Football Giants. Your contenders:
For the Giants, we have backup QB and lost Hanson brother Curtis Painter. He faces off against Kai Forbath, starting kicker for the Redskins, whose head shape really freaks me out for some reason. It might just be me, though.
And there, ladies and gentlemen, are your nominees for the NFC East division in the 2013 National Football League Ugly Bowl. Do your democratic duty and vote. Polls close around a week from today, when we will move on to the NFC North.
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