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Enough with our deviant behavior - on to sexiness!
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"Sexy Friday Loves Pumpkins"
I can’t stop looking at #11. Between the tan lines and the strategically placed tape i’m losing my mind.
No shit. She can wrap my tefillin anytime.
definitely a hypnotic mind control thing going on here!
It’s like taking a drug.
Electrical tape p0rn
Not getting anything out of GIS is SOOOO disappointing.
Duh – never mind. She has a thing for this tape.
As do her pals.
NAWT PRESIDENSHUL MATEREUL
You just know that someone out there is all like “Kelly Brook is too fat” and those people should be killed.
then they are jealous assholes. those titties are glorious.
Frankly, they should be killed, dug up, and killed again, just on principle.
When you kill them the second time, make sure you go back to their gravesite and shoot at their ghost for good measure.
What’s that? Kelly Brook photos and gifs? Sure.
Huh. Apparently you need this tag to see the animated gifs.
Fun fact: There is a Hawaiian martial art called Kapu Kuialua that centered around bone breaking, dislocation, throws, and pressure point manipulation. The practitioners also learned medicinal practices, thanks to the limited resources at the time. As one master described it, “If you break someone’s bones, then naturally you must be the one who sets them.”
What does this have to do with killing Kelly Brook haters? If we send them to Hawaii, they can literally be murdered over and over again.
No, #5 I think what you want is on the top shelf – looks like you’re gonna have to reach for it…
Great minds think alike my friend.
she’s the first one i GIS’d!
Apparently her name is Ana Perduv and … … here’s another pic.
Whadda ya know, here’s another.
A change in scene and hair color really alters her look.
Yet another look.
Well done Spanks!
That’s pretty hhhnnngghhhhhhhhhhhh
There so much win with this week’s post I don’t even know where to begin.
#3: All take them all Bob
#5: No, the one on the TOP shelf
#7: She can spray me with her Venom anytime
#8: Those boobs speak for themselves
#10: Nice touch with the Keystone Light underaged boob princess. Roofies on deck.
#10 would get me in trouble.
Bing tells me 10 is Jenn Kaelin and she appears to be 18 (NSFW):
So…if #10 is at a location with a $60,000 outdoor kitchen/landscape garden…why is she drinking Keystone?
because porn shoot.
Caviar dreams on a carbonated piss water salary.
Even if I’m a scumfucking savage like a porn producer I roll out the Miller Lite.
That was a treat last night.
Someone posted a new, excellent Lucy Pinder gallery.
www — imagebam — com / gallery / 5f5qdlwek7gdj1gz2s2jhy2sn8i73kr8/
I’ll toss in this for all the boys who stayed up to watch last night’s game-winning OT Safety.
That is Pinderific.
#10 and #11 ALL DAMN DAY…
I had #11 happen to me once when I tried to manually rewind a VCR tape.
I like #1; cheap date, all you need is you pocket knife. The pumpkin said no, but you know it wanted it, just look at way it’s dressed!
Continuation of last week; there was a repost of Hungarian actress Vica Kerekes in the 2011 Czech film “Muzi v nadeji” (Men In Hope). I want to make sure these were included:
Because, you know, reasons.
And the NSFW one of her apparently riding an old grocery store 25 cent pony:
Hungarian Christina Hendricks. Mmmmmmmm
Compare and contrast; the paper is due next Thursday.
/Moves to Hungary
ALL HAIL MOOSE ON THIS ONE
Oddly enough, it did hail last week.
Damn it grammar got me.
Budapest is a fantastic city.
First city in mainland Europe with an underground system.
Under siege from 29 October 1944 until 13 February 1945, the people of Budapest turned their city from this:
One of the best restaurants in the world:
Also the Semmelweis Orvostörténeti Múzeum, Könyvtár és Levéltár.
This is a museum dedicated to the man who invented modern surgical sterilization and has singlehandedly saved the lives of hundreds of millions of people.
Semmelweis, Jenner and Fleming.
The True Holy Trinity:
Also the finest post-Marxist pizza shop in all of Hungary:
The sign says Не болтай!
DO NOT TALK:
Sill lending some class and culture to Sexy Friday.
I’m not even Hungarian or anything approaching it.
I can’t remember the name of the place, but my Hungarian host took me to see a library that had originally been a royal palace. It was the most beautiful library ever.
More Vica Kerekes titties. http://imgbox.com/aboqZkT7
Benny Hill style….
Needs more yakkity sax
That song is in my head half the time anyway.
Whoa! Is that a Toshiba?!?!
NFSW Heather Graham:
Is it just me or is her left lady bit bigger than her right?
Uneven boobs 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
Most rights are bigger than lefts, a trait that through trial and tribulation that I have so far been able to…. not give a shit about.
Man did her career go nowhere after Boogie Nights. Too bad.
She did a lot of independent and smaller box office stuff which is fine by me.
She could read the phone book and I’d be like “Aaronson, AARONSON I’LL BET HIS FIRST NAME IS AARON WOO
“Lemon pledge cleans so…..[record scratch] “
“As the assistant your responsibilities will include model water distribution…..”
Flora from Hegre Art having more vibrator fun or she is about to have a horrendous NSFW sneeze:
As a follow up she does seem to enjoy the Magic Wand (TM).
There she goes NSFW:
AHHHH too much! NSFW:
It’s all about the sybian.
I believe this is a Magic Wand portable put in a hole in the chair; which is probably just as expensive as a Sybian machine.
Gotta make sure we get our female-centric autoerotic stimulation device nomenclature straight.
It’s all about the attention to detail.
I have to pedantic about something.
I think I already know what I want for Christmas.
[camera shutter flies open]
WW didn’t provide a fresh and new [bikini flies open] pic this week so I guess I’ll make due with this older chub pic.
Nikon?? WOULD NOT BANG!!!
Just kidding; I get a lens adapter.
Well, there she goes then.
No worries, mate; they’re jus roomies.
This week in cute… where are my grapes?
Where’s my beer?
In case you like your beaches rocky instead of sandy….
That email must be VERY interesting.
She’s probably watching a YouTube video to learn the proper way to give a breast self-exam. Breasts aren’t just there for your enjoyment you chauvinist douche.
Jezebel ≠ ROLL TIDE
Jezebel ≠ light years of ROLL TIDE
I guess that would explain the panties on the desk and the gentle pinching of the nipple.
I think that’s XOXO Leah and she’s already been preachin’ the gospel. Roll Tahd!
“Hum, table five tipped me VERY well.”
Ken Jeong is on SportsCenter for some reason.
Didn’t realize it was Miller Time.
Same schtick, different client:
Since the Human Sexy seems well in hand, I’ll go to the car pr0n again.
1967 Chevrolet Corvette:
Was driven home from the hospital as a 3 day old in the coupe version.
1932 Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione:
2008 Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione:
Looks like I’ll be needing a change of pants.
1970 Dodge Challenger 440 Ram Air:
This week in Chemist jokes.
It’s the reaction shots that make these.
/get it reaction shots i’ll show myself out
THIS IS A PRECIPITATE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES:
1966 Ford Mustang 289 Convertible.
Thanks to my dad’s mid-life crisis I got to drive one of these all through high school.
Total cost of the entire frame-off? $8500 in 1983.
This car was available for the same price.
One Of Car And Driver’s Ten Best no less!
The legendary 1983 Pontiac 6000STE:
Sill may have already posted this one, but the smile, white board, and bounce combo….
Oh, I have.
Do I mind seeing it again?
1985 Aston Martin Lagonda:
You take the ground, I’ll take the air.
Ana De La Reguera
For the ladeeez:
Thanks Patton; whether you enjoy his comedy or not, I like the statement.
The dog seems comfortable too.
NO. YOU. DON’T.
If you know anyone who does not accept the incontrovertible age of the earth at 4.54 billion +/- 200,000 years they need to be institutionalized for the good of humanity.
Sees Moose already did the solution joke.
ANOTHER PRECIPITATE JOKE:
Kylie Minogue has on an interesting dress.
Very interesting. How would she drive in hot leather seats during the summer?
She chose poorly:
Fuck me and my posting idiocy lately:
I would bet Kylie has a driver and a privacy screen…. which brings to mind a few other scenarios.
it was one of those days.
I didn’t notice at first, but the guy …
ALL ABOUT THE BOUNCE:
Olivia Wilde – Butter (2011), looks a bit different…
in some ways.
Somehow I think this is better:
Perhaps, but not in the character for the movie I was attempting to show.
I submit that this is the most awesome car in the entire world.
Only around 50 were built and it’s doubtful more than a handful survive, it’s a pre-war BMW that just looks phenomenal and it will set you back about $225,000.
I know $225,000 is an INSANE amount of money for anything apart from a dwelling, but if I had that kind of money there’s no other car in the world I’d want.
The 1939 BMW 327/328 M328 Cabriolet.
I love the designs of that era.
You could always spend a little less and get a more recent Morgan. They have a similar aesthetic.
My entertainment expense will settle on a few IPAs…….
Similar aesthetic, not a similar history.
That’s a Richard Hammond car:
I may be able to hitch a ride…
Richard Hammond: “OLIVAAHR!!!1!
Ah yes, the 1960s Ferrari 250 GT California.
It’s amazing, but I’d still rather have the BMW.
It’s just got a certain presence.
Significantly cheaper too:
Another pre-war gem.
1935 Mercedes-Benz 200 Limousin W21 mit Pullman Coachwork:
1965 Bizzarrini 5300 GT Strada:
This is where it gets real for me.
1990 Audi S2 Coupé
1989 Porsche 928S4:
1929 Bugatti Type 44:
1929 Cord L29:
1988 DeTomaso Pantera GTS:
1937 DeLage D6:
2000 Bristol Blenheim:
1973 Datsun 240Z:
1966 Innocenti Coupé:
1974 Jensen Interceptor III:
1964 Volvo 121:
1974 Opel GT:
1977 SEAT 131:
1926 Sunbeam 3 Litre:
1972 Toyota Land Cruiser:
I owned a 1975 FJ40. I sold it. That decision ranks up there with the great regrets of my life
That is a sad.
#2 is rather reminiscent of ScarJo from the intro to Lost in Translation:
1970 Toyota GT:
1971 Stutz Blackhawk:
1954 Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith:
Locker room interview…
1948 Riley 2.5 Sport:
1988 TVR S2 Cabriolet:
Back in high school, you could use auto shop as an elective. This was back before electricity or some such shit. I helped my buddy rebuild the four barrel carb of a 1970 T-bird. This motherfucker was fast. I took it way out past the power lines and drove it on an old part of Route 66 that nobody ever uses anymore and I got it up to 145. It was smooth and the steering was completely reactive. Rode like a Rolls.
1972 Holden Torana LJ XU-1:
Damn you Mattel!
Yes it is
Thank you Jimmy. Good to see a fellow Kommenter loves SYL. I also love Dev’s solo stuff, no matter how cheesy/soft it gets.
It is badass
On a trip tonight
Sorry if it has been mentioned before, but we have been saved from DERP on Week 11 with the Packers-NYG game flexed out of SNF into the afternoon slot.
The derp gods are not pleased
The fuck is wrong with me lately????
If ATL keeps sucking would they dare to flex GB out of ANOTHER prime time game in week 14?
If there is anything beyond photo 2, I may never live to see it.
Not sure what….
I guess no one ever told her you shouldn’t talk with your mouth full…
A terrible case of…
Out and about town cosplaying…
She looks tired.
Aubrey Plaza masurbating in “The To-Do List.” imgur.com/NJrzNwM
Longer clip: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16oskw_aubrey-plaza-masturbation-scene-in-the-to-do-list-hd_redband
WKJJ108 Back on the air.
Ever feel like this?
Gotten into them. After a smoke break WKJJ108 will be back.
Back on the air. Public Enemy for yo ass.
Keep it going. Bye the way Sarah, those pitas came out good. And chicken fajitas to boot.
Han Solo did good.
So nice have to play another one.
1956 Mercedes-Benz 190 SL Rennsport:
Deryk Engelland. Goal scorer.
1964 NSU Wankelspyder.
The world’s first rotary engine-powered car.
“In 1969, the company was taken over by Volkswagen Group, who merged NSU with Auto Union. The new, merged, company was called Audi NSU Auto-Union A.G and represented the effective end of both the NSU and DKW marques with all future production to bear the Audi badge (although retaining the four interlocking circles of Auto Union).”
1954 Jaguar XK120 Drophead:
1966 Maserati Mistral:
This happens because Satan.
1963 Lancia Flaminia Touring:
“Todd Haley said that his IROC-Z is the exact same except for the decals.”
Speaking of, am I the only one who thinks they need to bring IROC back?
No you are not. The IROC was cool.
Could Nicole Briscoe be the ultimate female NASCAR archetype?
HER NAME’S FUCKING BRISCOE:
1967 Triumph Spitfire:
1970 Porsche 911 Targa:
1970 DeTomaso Mangusta:
The Mangusta was a mighty fine car.
1939 BSA Scout:
1966 Mini Cooper:
A Peel P50 of indeterminate model year:
1957 BMW Isetta 300:
1957 Lotus XI LeMans:
1948 Bentley MK VI Special:
GENUINE 1966 AC Cobra 427:
Apparently 60s bros loved this one.
1964 Panhard CD:
Not your children’s Fiat 500:
1946 Citroën Traction Avant 11:
Doctor Desourteaux’s Peugeot 202 at Ouradour-Sur-Glane.
The SS Das Reich division came to the village of Ouradour-Sur-Glane in the 10th of June 1944.
This is what they left behind:
This is what that car would have looked like new:
Note the articulated headlights in the center of the grille.
1951 Nash-Healey Roadster:
1901 Boyer 6.5 HP:
1972 Alfa Romeo 200 GTV Bertone:
1973 Ford Thunderbird.
This is the early 70s idea of a 2-door GT car:
Another similarly restrained early 70s attempt at a GT car.
1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo:
A proper 70s GT car.
1973 Jaguar E-Type V12 2+2:
1950 Buick 8:
Maybe the worst Ferrari ever built: The 412
Even the 412 can’t compete with the Jokemobile that was the Mondial:
1963 Lincoln Continental:
It’s a pumpkin!
Also a pumpkin:
1934 Darmont V Junior:
1949 Mercury 8:
1931 Ford Model A:
In the cold winter of World War Three, it was common to keep a government made M-16 hybrid to keep the home safe.
The Quaker in me is not looking forward to that…
Just re-do the Revolution and fund the war with high interest loans. It’s Quakerriffic.
/Your loans will not be paid back and you will be bankrupted
There’s no other philosophy whose “adherents” ever deviated from its specified norms for the purposes of anticipated or realized profit:
Just doesn’t happen!
Not even popes!
NTM those Quakers were instrumental in the construction of a modern society in which everyone has the religious right to worship Sky Daddy you wish.
“The first great hero of American liberty. During the late seventeenth century, when Protestants persecuted Catholics, Catholics persecuted Protestants, and both persecuted Quakers and Jews, Penn established an American sanctuary which protected freedom of conscience. Almost everywhere else, colonists stole land from the Indians, but Penn traveled unarmed among the Indians and negotiated peaceful purchases. He insisted that women deserved equal rights with men. He gave Pennsylvania a written constitution which limited the power of government, provided a humane penal code, and guaranteed many fundamental liberties.”
Fuckin’ 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Broughham:
1969 Mercedes 600 Grösser:
1939 Chevrolet Business Coupe:
1957 Porsche 356A
1957 Ford Thunderbird:
Since we posted the worst Ferrari ever, here’s the worst Porsche ever.
Genesis of the second-best-selling vehicle in the history of everything.
The 1948 Ford F-150:
Genesis of the best-selling vehicle in the history of everything.
The 1966 Toyota Corolla:
Just saw a very touching ESPN tribute to the insanely ridiculously awesomely courageous Eric LeGrand.
Very sympathetic to Greg Schiano and his indelible impact on the young man’s recovery.
Not sure how to feel about that.
Greg Schiano gave a quadriplegic kid a preseason roster spot on an NFL team.
/about the dustiest it’s ever been in here
//in response to largesse from a jagoff like Schiano
1954 Austin-Healey 100/4:
1932 Plymouth Coupe:
1954 Mercedes-Benz 220 SL:
That car and this car share almost all of the same mechanical components:
1947 Cadillac Series 61:
Looks like a former Marine officer’s car.
Tuesday cannot come soon enough FUCK YOU CHRIS CHRISTIE
HD offering Linda Cohn the same visual haven it would offer me.
Very, VERY little.
Thank you 60 Minutes.
If it weren’t for your hit piece on Audi I’d never have been able to afford this view:
Is that an open front-wheel differential on position one?
Why yes it is!
Is that a viscous center differential in position two?
I need to find me another one of these:
The Audi Quattro.
Born To Rally:
Hey Sill? Who doesn’t love a good duess?
Hey yeah right?
Particularly this one.
The 13935 Duesenberg Convertible SJ LA Grand Dual-Cowl Phaeton:
The 13935 Duesenberg will of course be the most awesomest inhabited Mars Retro Colony.
Just another $q4ch67illion and we’re on our way!
I feel like operating heavy machinery. I would drive a back-hoe right about now.
The Surgeon General would advise against it:
And the lobster’s free!
Love song but WOW the production values aren’t up to 19th Century standards are present forever:
Left out a few “the’s” in there:
Still don’t know why people give a fuck about hotlinking:
YETH FINALLY WOO
/can’t remember why I cared at this point
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