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"Sexy Friday Gives You A Peek"
Ape stepped up his ass game this week. Well played sir.
Indeed. I’ve got a lot of um…research to do tonight…yeah that’s the ticket.
I started looking at #15, and suddenly i was alone in the office and the cleaning crew had left. What day is it?
Yuuuuuuup… was going to say there were no standouts for me this week and then got to #15. Wait… what was I saying again?
Seriously… that one defied Einstein. I was standing still, yet time sped up or something.
You guys seriously need a life; I myself was only able to count through 1,654,387 reps.
Guys, her form was all wrong. She was bending past 90 degrees everytime…she will pay for that in her later years…
Holy shit. It’s Saturday at 11 pm…
Austin Taylor, I do believe.
#6… Lots of #6… Like 666
/blows load and loses soul at the sametime.
I wholeheartedly approve of #16
#4 is like an English Snooki. I don’t know how to feel about this.
this is the first time i can remember your obligatory dude beefcake picture being as good as the hot ladies. all 3 of your bi readers thank you
There is more; they just don’t know it and/or repress it…. same thing with spanking and numerous other orientation or preferences.
Unrelated; please destroy my computer equipment in the event of my death.
Pfft… I understand why it’s there… but it’s like “hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ….. damn… why don’t i look like that dude? If i did then i could get all the hot chicks!” combine that with the fapper’s remorse and you have me sobbing into a glass of scotch.
What better way to spend a friday!
My Friday generally ends up with sobbing into a scotch anyway so it’s good to get it out of the way early.
Scotch though; = FUCK YEAH! Nectar of the highlands, philosophical motivator and slurred rationalizer!
A place in Denver; Pints Pub has a UUUUGE selection and a grumpy pedantic bartender (“We don’t HAVE ZIMA HERE!”). You can take the “tour”; they give you a map of Scotland with the distilleries located on it for your sampling knowledge. After the “tour” I am usually the most intelligent, funny, tall, handsome motherfucker in the bar.
Ape, you really are getting good at this. This is a great batch of gals. Speaking of batches, I’ll be back soon.
As always, I greatly admire Ape’s commitment to diversity on Sexy Friday.
And as for #17, is that Chris Kluwe?
Looking at a hot, naked man really does make the day a little brighter. Thanks Sexy Friday.
I’m off to watch some college football tonight. This is what I expect to be seeing:
/right clicks, saves to cheerleaders folder.
Except from my vantage point it will probably look more like this:
+1 bow and arrow.
I do the opposite of that when taking pictures of my penis.
I have to set up the camera with a macro lens.
This lady seems smart. http://bashny.net/t/en/12107
Bravo on this Martin. Stunning stuff kid.
Michelle Jenneke in the rain. http://i.imgur.com/TGTD3Eq.gif
She’s always just so damn happy.
Oh God, I …um…she’s wonderful.
I should buy a boat, NSFW edition. http://imgur.com/r/models/48qx1bG
The first Angels I’d hope to see in Heaven. And Taylor Swift. http://i.imgur.com/LLteMZc.jpg
Shakira’s got dat ass. http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/1254130923_shakiras_ass.gif
Dammit, Martin – two hours lost. I can’t resist Shakira .gifs.
Two hours? You got off quickly. What did you bill that to?
Laetitia Casta is a sexy nerd. Nude. http://i.minus.com/ixfVG7V2rQs5r.gif
NNSFW; we can add that to the legend. Nice!
I think I just fell in love.
And I’m not even attracted to a lot of white women no offencse.
Once you go white…. eh, I gots nothin’.
Once you go white, you might say aiiight.
Once you go white, you’re credit improves?
*throws self out of the club*
Once you go white you can move into the better neighborhoods?
/not sure I’m doing this right?
I still can’t believe this scene from Black Swan exists. http://i.minus.com/iZuEYvbDxa32O.gif
I’m pretty sure that scene has existed in my head for quite some time.
K-Pop looks fun. Sounds horrible.
Dat Look http://jabberdar.tumblr.com/image/67088609456
Obligatory Kate Upton. http://25.media.tumblr.com/859068a37fdaeee1410ecbd7c2bf8f01/tumblr_mw8ca3F8pD1t1wjnto1_500.png
Can’t believe someone hasn’t harpooned that gigantic Beluga Whale
I would gladly “harpoon” her for the good of society, a sacrifice on my part of course, with extra poon.
Not if I harpoon her first!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!
Tiffany Taylor is no longer doing nudes, but she still looks amazing. http://25.media.tumblr.com/85c355eb65a4a2cbfdca1a6a919e6cfe/tumblr_mr8gzywzaH1suvzwzo1_1280.jpg
We’ll always have her nude portfolio (NSFW). Example: http://martinksk.tumblr.com/tagged/tiffany+taylor
Thanks Martin, I needed that.
I aim to please.
I stopped at #3 to say THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE, THANK YOU APE.
Now back to the sexiness.
GodDAMN the Mailbag got thick as a mofuckin’ brick!
And #3, why don’t you come on over, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up between us.
Sure, that’s an old one and a groaner, but so am I.
Respect for the game.
Squats in high heels; EXTRA TALENT!!
Jahreen the Dream
Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
Respect for the game 2
Respect for the game 3
Respect for the game 4
Respect for the game 5
Respect for the game 6
I actually laughed at three, there is a time to stop with the fillers, she obviously missed that memo.
Isn’t that first one w/ the dog Perry Farrell?
Just got off the phone with a jet setting lady bound for D.C. Sometimes it hurts so good.
My favorite things about Clue are….
Colleen Camp hngh
The 80s wouldn’t have been the same without her:
She was really hot in…everything:
Though I never met her, she was a very good friend:
One more, a shot that pretty much sums up the 80s:
Nice round up Sill.
Do you feel a draft?
Now what class did you sign up for?
Well, at least the dishes are clean.
Happy Sexy Friday, folks.
I’ve got a collection of local California craft bombers including:
“Sculpin” by Ballast Point brewing in San Diego.
“Wipeout” IPA from Port Brewing in San Marcos.
“Hoptanker” DIPA from my dear friends at El Segundo Brewing Co.
And after finding the right guy in the brew section…
“Pliny the Elder” by Russian Fucking River…
“Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise”. Proverbs 20.
The Ministry that I listen to:
Fine way to end a married life!
Well done…. mmmmm beeeer.
A hearty congratulations and a mighty fine eating is due for our KSK Sexy Friday All Stars Suicide League champion…”Something Clever”.
Outstanding job, good sir. He was the only participant with the temerity to not pick the Jaguars to lose.
[bikini flies open]
This is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations all around.
Holy Jesus what are these goddamn animals?
This week in cute.
I got beat by a kitten!
Don’t think this is Wimbledon regulation dress.
Let’s not forget the ginger.
Doesn’t she have dragons?
I mean, using your raging alcoholism to excuse your crack habit?
I’VE GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH TO EAT AT HOME???
God love him.
I don’t think God’s doing a lot of bragging about Rob Ford
NSFW back to school:
I was driving a cab in San Diego when The Cure played at the San Diego Sports Arena. I think that was, what? around 1987? Yeah 1987 sounds about right.
PFTC totes the rock to the house:
3 and 12 are definitely not season ticket holders for Michigan Football.
High heels in the pool! What kind of sexy witchcraft is this?
Not at all practical.
“Sexy Friday Gives You a Peek”
Her dress give all the peeks.
Never knew her name until just now: Kaitlin Christina. Weird.
I am suspicious as to whether or not that is her true given name.
Do you think she’d tell me if I asked nicely?
Respect for the game 7
/peeks into bedroom
/peeks into bathroom
/peeks into living room
/peaks (sic) outdoors
/peeks back into bedroom
/peeks in back seat
/peeks into den
/peeks into gallery
/peeks into shoe store
/peeks into … cage?
Dammit! Should have gone with /peeks into dungeon … or /peeks into Kommenters basement
Peeks into Kommenters MOTHER’s basement.
Fixed that for you.
/peeks into dorm
//questioned by campus security
/peeks into fetish site
/peeks at peeker
/peeks into laundry room
/peeks into coffee shop
/peeks at back porch
/peeks into garden
/peeks in trash
/peeks back into bedroom again
/peeks at sunset
Spanky go for the score!
Came across this, so:
Just because you can photoshop something doesn’t mean you should.
Your version is indeed the far more hhhnnnggghhhhhh inducing.
To be black satin
Vainly hoping to contain
I like your pic better. It’s unnecessary to alter those marvelous bewbs and the color is washed-out in the ‘shopped image..
Oh, I thought you were saying mine was ‘shopped and yours was the genuine article!
Either way, I’d be happy to be black satin.
This Week In Sexy Science:
That is a 2.5 m long intact pliosaur skeleton that is completely opalized:
Opal forms in cavities within rocks. If a cavity has formed because a bone, shell or pinecone was buried in the sand or clay that later became the rock, and conditions are right for opal formation, then the opal forms a fossil replica of the original object that was buried. We get opalised fossils of two kinds:
1. Internal details not preserved: Opal starts as a solution of silica in water. If the silica solution fills an empty space left by a shell, bone etc that has rotted away – like jelly poured into a mould – it may harden to form an opalised cast of the original object. Most opalised shell fossils are ‘jelly mould’ fossils – the outside shape is beautifully preserved, but the opal inside doesn’t record any of the creature’s internal structure.
B) Internal details preserved: If the buried organic material hasn’t rotted away and a silica solution soaks into it, when the silica hardens it may form an opal replica of the internal structure of the object. This happens sometimes with wood or bone.
And this, my companions in reality, is what we’re up against:
“Modern geology is based on the notion that the physical properties of earth developed over long ages. But coal and oil can form quickly, even in hours.1 Mount St. Helens made mudstones in months.2 Amber hardens from tree resin fast enough to preserve insects.3 Diamonds roughly develop in weeks.4 Fossils formed fast enough to “freeze” live births.5 Lava and magma begin cooling into igneous rocks as soon as they near earth’s surface.
And now Australian researchers have shown evidence that opals formed rapidly.
According to their scientific report, the right conditions—not long time spans—are all that is needed to make opals. Opals are unique among precious gems because they do not take a regular crystalline shape but are instead amorphous.”
That’s a lot of big words and footnotes! BIG WORDS + FOOTNOTES = SCIENCE
I’ll let you check the sources is you want, but let’s just say they’re not peer-reviewed:
This is why they want to kill public education. So they can keep feeding the swelling ranks of the helplessly ignorant these scientificated explanerations in exchange for their sweet, sweet cash.
Sill, thank you for this. Geology was my minor in college. I have an interest in the transgressive sea of the Devonian.
They’re not even minerals, they’re mineraloids:
Wait, this should be on that crazy Breesus post.
Oh, hey. I found classic Marisa Miller tittie (NSFW). http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/48907801689/marisa-miller
And Mila Kunis being a lesbian as eater and eatee. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/48564981346/0-00-mila-kunis-zoe-saldana-after-sex
So I assume this gives credence to Diora Baird’s breasts being real (NSFW, obviously). http://i.imgur.com/nWvlR4P.gif
Whatever happened to her? She was delightful in the Police Academy movies. http://i.imgur.com/v1HbCI7.gif
Can’t remember who she is:
Lt. Callahan. A fine Irish lass.
I’m posting because I actually get to watch the game tonight.
Excuse me. I get to watch my game.
So… you lost? Sorry about that.
Stupid throw. Lucky interception. At least the redhead’s not a Duck or things would get awkward.
Why are there only three photos of Sasha Grether on tumblr? http://fuzner.tumblr.com/image/36546623625
Fine, athletic ass and legs. http://ridiculouslybeautifulreborn.tumblr.com/image/67218084062
Oh. Nevermind. These three are all that you’ll want to see.
Jessica Cediel. Representing the fine nation of Brazil. http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aabf6148060703319294e30f3d804a9/tumblr_mwbrj0QitS1qamkiwo1_1280.jpg
Just a walk on the beach (NSFW) http://24.media.tumblr.com/63c068059be2c1ec2dd66932ee0281ba/tumblr_miaczwyV0H1rhjw0do1_400.gif
Olga Alberti http://25.media.tumblr.com/53895c6ed0629c551b407355480e3a2d/tumblr_mv6rzhtw8g1rzyuswo1_r1_1280.jpg
Griselda Sanchez http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4o3b4beD41qznj3eo1_500.jpg
Barbara Palvin http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7c4e14d1977d98693553469149c4d7b/tumblr_mghc82hqEZ1ra5y2yo1_250.gif
Claudia Colucci http://31.media.tumblr.com/701a3f9dacf45aa924e1c783fc9bcc4c/tumblr_muonwdfdkQ1r4atx9o1_250.gif
I doubt anyone cares if they’re fake (NSFW). http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc27a3e9db6c4118216e47427671d8f2/tumblr_mrh96gh3gv1qdq0k5o1_1280.jpg
Just to be clear, you don’t care? Because Luciana is still hot as motherfuck
Rachel Weisz http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc86bcdb53b6cee328d78f656981fb1d/tumblr_mlpo1niEIH1qd6wl0o1_500.jpg
Volvo should’ve hired this girl instead of JCVD. http://i.imgur.com/dSb7pdY.gif
NSFW hilarity. http://i.imgur.com/gaYW0zT.gif
The hills are alive
With the sound of slapping titties!
Ape for meast!
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