"Lookin' for adventure... and whatever the weekend bring my way." By which I mean, looking at sexy pictures on the Internet. So be it. I can work with that.
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"Sexy Friday Is An Easy Rider"
I must have stared at the 1st gif for a good 2 minutes before I realized that some amount of time had passed, my mouth was open, and my posture was similar to that of a hunchback.
Know exactly what you mean. Damn!
I had no idea there was anything posted after # 2. It is the champion we need to save us from Hypno-Dolphin gif!
Like dogs, I usually begin an arch backed humping motion involuntarily.
/Not looking at this on my phone while riding the light rail any more.
Have you ever grabbed a really ripe peach and split it apart right at it’s cleavage with your bare hands? …yeah
Back and to the left (and the right).
Ape, you have really outdone yourself this week! Thank you!
#5 is my new wallpaper. If HR asks, it’s a “vacation” photo mmmmkay!
THIS SEXY FRIDAY I CALL IT LAST YEAR’S BRONCOS BECAUSE IT’S #1 AND DONE
(technically slide #2, but whatevs…I’m drowsy and in need of a nap after that)
I will glaldy be the fly to Miss 7′s spider.
Yeah…. I could wake up to #6 any morning of the week.
can’t get past the first gif..
The More You Know:
hey! Thanks for these MST3Ks!! I miss the old days of getting stoned, watching MST, and giggling like a lunatic.
Cleanliness is next to godliness:
A love story for the ages:
MS3T3K needs to be in the National Archives at the Congressional Library.
Olivia Wilde is going to be a good mom. http://www.celeb-for-free.com/pics/celeb3920/pics/olivia_wilde_05.jpg
Alternate view. http://i.imgur.com/NHUBv.jpg
Sonofabicth how come the fly guys always get the good ones!
Liam Neeson: While you’re down there…
In other news, Olivia Wilde is also hot as all hell. http://i.minus.com/inr20hAlCrNyt.gif
Exhibit B. http://i.minus.com/iijgFEAkvGEGw.gif
Sill; I thought from last week you didn’t like that one.
It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s that I honestly don’t know what I was thinking when I wrote that.
She has lost some weight since the boob shake gif.
Requisite Kate Upton gif. http://everythingupton.tumblr.com/post/66316130831
Martin looking out for the BBW Brigade:
Smack dat ass. http://imgbox.com/abwhGKcB
Don’t mind if I do!
Don’t mind if I do!!
Don’t mind if I do dat ass!!
Holy shit! I got the “An unknown error occurred, try again.” So I did …three fucking times!
(Actually tried five times so I guess two were truly “errors”.)
She got moves – in triplicate!
Spanky; NOT AN ERROR!! NOT AN ERROR!!
More like seismic:
Showed up the 1st time:
It’s the color of passion…
Aubrey Plaza masturbating. http://i.imgur.com/NJrzNwM.gif
Video with guest appearance by Rachel Bilson. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16oskw_aubrey-plaza-masturbation-scene-in-the-to-do-list-hd_redband
Tianna Gregory is fantastic, not actually naked. http://junnnktank.com/thenakedissue/tiannagregory/
Is there anything they can’t do?
Quite apt that the shoot is titled “Classic Sculpture” (NSFW). http://www.femjoyhunter.com/content/1108/lia-classic-sculpture-05.jpg
That reminds me. I bet Diora Baird’s tits are even bigger now that she’s a MILF (NSFW). http://i.imgur.com/8huWnE3.gif
Great gif Martin. It’s not even on the Diora Baird dedicated tumblr.
NSFW a few bewbs
She’s on my Mount Gushmore.
Alice Eve topless (NSFW). http://i.minus.com/ibbZy7SI8fCxXB.gif
Jessica Biel used to have pretty big tits along with a perfect ass. http://i.minus.com/i2NdU29eLawza.gif
It’s such a shame when they lewz the bewbz:
Christina Hendricks. http://media.tumblr.com/ba66b87b1b147859e2553c51f9961baa/tumblr_inline_mjhe1eKaUI1rg4uy0.gif
GOLD STANDARD http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/131002/01/524bd3808b409.jpg
I know how to electroplate!
I can haz job now?
OK, Martin is like Mecca and we are praying in his direction, and by that I mean our boners are pointing towards his posts.
Catherine Zeta-Jones’s ass from Entrapment. http://i.imgur.com/scr3Wy3.gif
That’s how they sold that shitty movie, and it worked.
Only reason I saw it:
I love that movie. Does anybody know what it’s about?
Something with lasers and CZ-J slithering around them.
I forget the rest.
What Sill said. Standard summer fair about a heist type thing. But Catherine Zeta Jones had a GREAT ASS! – this was what many a critic would call her optimum ass.
If you don’t have a plot but you’ve got an ass?
Yeah, I can market that.
Wait until you see the movie poster.
Mila Kunis in a towel. http://i.imgur.com/jpC4wPb.gif
I so want to nerd out with her:
Oh. Since most of you probably missed this post before.
Jaimie Alexander’s red carpet dress showed off her lack of carpet (NSFW). https://imgur.com/a/TkLny
FUUUUUUUUUUCK! I love that.
Kelly Brook. My goddess (Semi-NSFW). https://i.imgur.com/tr6w374h.jpg
An excellent bikini photo. http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/image/48600965885
Ditch the feathers:
I’m done for the weekend. See you Sunday or Monday.
New worker at the office is all tatted out. Fraternization with coworkers is frowned upon, so I’ll live through this.
It’s ok, Suicide Girls are your friend:
Oh, forgot to label that^ as NSFW, sorry.
Also, This one: NSFW
Or maybe this.
This was an asspecially good Sexy Friday. I was asstounded at number 2.Number 5 did not bum me out at all. I’ behind you this week, Ape! No buts about it, you’re a peach of a guy.
Kicking this shit off.
Today in fatties
Such a clever use of echinoderms.
Keep me warm
We’ve talked a lot about bullying and hazing this week, which is healthy. We haven’t really delved into specifics, though, and I think maybe it’s a good idea to look at some of the techniques that bullies use to demean and humiliate their victims. For example, this bully is holding her victim down and making her wear lipstick.
Funny that you mention this,. I had a relationship with a woman who wanted total control. Unbeknownst to me, she participated in some hardcore bondage shit. I told her I was down with Motown loving, not beating, tying up women. She called me a pussy. Our relationship didn’t last long after that.
With the different women in my experience has been that I can handle light bondage, discipline, spanking, etc., but the choking, hitting, severe humiliation thing is not for me at all, just can’t do it.
Here’s another example. This poor girl has been tied up by her tormentors and left to lie on the floor. Who knows when they’re even coming back?
And this chick I knew digged it. Freaked me the fuck out. Bitch was crazy.
This poor girl has been forced to wear a collar and is being led around on a chain, like some kind of animal!
I saw an ABC After School Special about that back in 1979. I fell in love with Linda Blair and I never looked at a mop handle the same way again.
Yeah, I’ll do your homework.
He so fucking rules
This album fucked my mind up
Got a second, Jimmy Jankin?
It’s worth it.
Happy Friday, my Brother.
I swear he’s a motherfucking genius.
[bikini flies open]
Greetings from the coast, Spanky!
Happy Friday, Rastah Mon!
Oh, nice…..time to settle down for the night and check out the sexy Friday post. Let’s see here…….
/gets to #2
//runs away crying
Saw Ender’s Game. Meh.
So I’m sitting at the bar with my roommate from college before the movie, and the NFL Network is on. He is not an avid football fan, as the following exchange will demonstrate:
/Rob Ryan comes on screen
Him: Holy shit! What the hell happened to Rex Ryan?
Me: That’s his brother, Rob. They’re twins.
Him: Rex Ryan has a fucking twin brother?
Him: Rex Ryan has a hobo twin brother.
Him: So…Rex is the GOOD twin?
Him: Football’s fucked up, man.
Shonn Greene was under a lot of pressure. That’s a lot to remember.
I just canceled my subscription to National Geographic after seeing that they made “Killing Kennedy” into a movie.
I told my dad about it and he canceled as well. That’s almost 85 years of support.
Congratulations, National Geographic. Keep fucking that chicken.
You mean that Kennedy guy was real?
Fuck it man. I don’t understand anything any more.
It’s Bill O’Reilly’s take on the Kennedy assassination.
Bill O’Reilly. On National Geographic.
I don’t understand anything anymore either.
Some girls are teased for being “chubby” when in reality it’s like God grabbed himself a chisel and said “I’m gonna make me a swimsuit model.”
While others are derided as “nerds” for simply showing in interest in sciences like chemistry…
Nice work here Rikki!
Yes, looks like we got a new Kontributor of quality here,
Or even computer science.
Computer Science in my day:
//Compiling ultimate “if, then, else command”.
That’s it. Don’t make me drop an accumulator on your ass.
//gets stuck in infinite loop
Somebody told me that my soul will live forever.
I didn’t know what to make of that. I surely didn’t.
My Mother told me that one day I would cross the street and buy a pack of smokes and on that day I would achieve total enlightenment.
I asked her what she meant..
She was too busy vomiting to answer. I think she needs more citrus.
I am definitely willing to risk a sprained tongue.
“If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.”
Sprained tongue: not as bad as you might think.
Karen Black was smokin’ hot back in the day.
This is why I can’t take life seriously any more.
When action figures attack!
Those were the days when once you went Black…..
Veteran’s Day gift to myself.
Holy shit #11, what a fucking ass.
It doesn’t always end in high school, though. Some bullies are drawn to careers where they can continue to exert authority…
Some return to their old stomping grounds as teachers…
I would clean the erasers without complaint.
…or as coaches…
…or even as referees.
Do you think she is being bullied?
Yeah, looks like someone threw a bucket of water at her. It’s a shame, she shouldn’t feel pressured to put on clothes by her peers.
I know I’ll never trust the little fuckers.
Tom Brady is stupid.
/ I know that’s shopped
Been drinking beer all day. Took care of all chores I needed to do, now it’s time to be the same motherfucker that I ever was.
Ain’t a damn thing changed.
‘Cause I’m on that dust…
Get the bong from under the kitchen counter. Load it. Fire it up.
Pick it, pack it, fire it up! Come along…
My new best friend:
Close up of the percolator:
More smoke up in here.
A joint venture
Getting that way. Damn I love that look.
I forgot this week in cute.
I spent time with my dog this morning while firing up the pit. We whispered to each other. I always love these entries you do.
Today was a good day.
Also forgot this week in tacos!
That looks what I’m going to make tomorrow. Spent all day smoking a brisket, but tomorrow during football, gonna do tacos. Thank you for the insperation.
Home-smoked brisket tacos?
/jumps into car
//averaging 90 mph will get there in about 17 hours
///have some Stoli waiting
The title of this photograph is “Brisket Tacos, Dallas Style;”
Brisket tacos with a spicy sauce to top it. It will be good.
Pass the test…
Sometimes I wonder if they’re that dedicated.
They don’t have a refractory period.
They’re certainly capable if the mood strikes them NSFW:
/realizes not the same thing
//still happy to have brought you this NSFW video
We play around with the concept of “gritscrappiness” a lot here.
But Our Mother, I have seen the ultimate apotheosis of the gritscrapitudinous…
The Notre Dame Cheermen.
The kick in the balls that hardens you into such a grindtacular scrapgritster?
“There are no scholarships for cheerleading. However, after three years of participation (as it is with varsity athletes) a monogram is awarded.”
(as it is with varsity athletes)
WE’RE NAWT VAHSITY WHICH JUST EXAHCAHBATES OWAH CAHMMITMENT
This is so white. I mean WHITE.
Damn, woman I have to load up on hardcore shit after this.
A little too much for me, but that’s why gob created Bonnie Rotten AND Katerina Hartlova:
And their hybrid: Brooke Banner:
We went outside of the hall at the wedding reception. She was a brides maid, I was a grooms man. Pushed her up against the wall. That was a damn good wedding reception.
Grow your hair…
Big win for Pittsburgh.
Come on Sexy Friday…I finally get kid free computer time and the only topless photo is the last one?
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