You couldn't pay me to go out shopping on Black Friday or pretty much at any point during the holiday season. That's what the Internet is for. What's that? There are just some gifts that you can't or shouldn't buy online? Well those be the gifts I don't buy.
Oh, and the Internet is also good for sexy. Nice transition, I know. It's my gift to you.
I want more like this!
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