New England tight end, and apparent Dan Quayle impersonator, Rob Gronkowski might have blurted out his dumbest quote yet.
Zo: "What super power would you want?" Gronk: "A time machine. So if I wanted to be in Florida, it'd be like 'boom', I'm in Florida."
— Toucher and Rich (@Toucherandrich) November 22, 2013
Maybe Rob Gronkowski is just subtly hyping up the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. He’s probably spending his off days catching up on the series (and Tweeting “You up?” at Jenna Louise Coleman and Karen Gillan) and just imagines that every fictional time machine can also travel in space as well as time.
“Y’know first I’m all layin’ pipe to every companion BUT NOT THE BROS OKAY on a huge future-bed where they’re all naked and then I’m all BOOM totally bringing’ the Gronk Hammer down on some Cybermen!”
I want more like this!
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