The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 9 is Nick Foles, who has the mixed blessing of being a Meast and Least in the same season. Just two weeks ago, Foles was Least for his misbegotten performance at home against the Cowboys. Yet, here we are, two weeks later and Foles has thrown seven touchdown passes on the road in a victory. While it’s still highly doubtful that Foles is the long-term answer at QB for Philly, at least his performance has momentarily quieted the trolls who were crowing about how Chip Kelly’s offense has been proven ineffective in the NFL.
Also considered: Tom Brady, Chris Johnson, T.Y. Hilton, Cameron Wake, Andre Johnson
The Jeff George Memorial Least for Week 9 is Richie Incognito. Not only is he deserving, but his NFL career may very well be over so now’s the last chance to give him the Least. At 4-4, the Dolphins still have an outside shot of making the postseason but they’re going to have to start the second half of the year without the right side of their offensive line thanks to this puffy, racist dickfart. While there are teammates such as Mike Wallace claiming Incognito is actually a decent dude, these are people on other fragments of the team who don’t have to spend the bulk of their time with him.
Also considered: Andy Dalton, Troy Polamalu, Randy Bullock
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