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"LOLNFL: Week 12"
The Patriots “fan” in the fourth slide is wearing a Yankees hat!
It’s probably that Mike Connelly character.
It was left on the road; he got a free shoe the same day.
It’s Tom Brady
Looks like that Browns OL has seen the Trent Richardson orgy tape.
For no. 2 – Someone needs to tell him he’s developed a drinking problem.
I prefer the term “facicles”.
And so Samuel L Jackson walked out onto the field, listening to the crowd booing in a harmonizing manner.
Jackson: “What does it mean?”
Jackson’s agent: “Rise.”
Forgoing the rope, Mr. Jackson made the climb, and, using the fear of failure to motivate him, he made the leap out of that pit of damnation, to the cheers of the crowd.
Dude, I think it’s obvious that Matt Ryan clearly ducked on that play, causing Hicks’ arm to ride up into his facemask area! Hicks is like 7′ 3″ and Ryan is only 4′ 9″ so it’s nearly unpossible for Hicks to tackle Ryan without hitting his head zone! Matty Ice needs to toughen up anyway. He should be one of those QB’s like back in the day when Mike Golic and Ray Lewis were playing. Those were the days of tough, gritty QB play. Days when Terry Bradshaw couldn’t read and John Unitas had a haircut you could set your grandpappy’s watch by. Remember when the Cowboys and Giants played in the Ice Bowl? That was real QB play back then! Those boys weren’t worried about getting hit in the helmet, they were worried about losing a finger or two because of the cold!
Wait, what was my point again? Oh yeah, the Redskins need to change their racist nickname! It’s insulting! If I was an NFL official, I’d throw a flag on that!
Yeah games in bad weather are great and they don’t happen often enough!
Wait, the Super Bowl will be played where? Noo! Blasphemy! It could be COLD!
Where do you get your acid?
And could you pick up some for the rest of us, just in case Moose’s implication doesn’t get through the color wash?
I wish acid wash jeans were a hallucination.
(quickly changes into cordouroys)
What’s that sound?
Anyone else see Mike Tomlin and hear his inner voice as an old black man’s? Like late 70s-early 80s grumpy grandpa type.
Not “Nat Turner” the commenter.
But Nat X of the Dark Side, the only late-night talk show written by, produced by, and starring a brother.
Skrillex. Got another quarter?
in #3 I guess all the other fans are camoflauged as empty seats HAR HAR
Anybody have the back story on the hulk hand saluting Chiefs guy? I don’t want to make an “I’m a monster!” reference if he actually lost his hand in battle.
………… feel like I need to tack on a no offense just to cover my bases.
#8; Chapelle Show references will always get a laugh out of me.
Would’ve also accepted “BeneDICK Arnold” from the Pats fan because they’re all classy and clever ya know.
You’ve made me subliminally want Samuel L. Jackson to play Rick James in a movie now.
Also, “FUCK YO FLAG” is now my new go-to for rivebrog instant reactions to bad flags. Apologies to Michael Connolly, but I will continue to complain about the flags.
I’d like to start working in:
“THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU HONORARY NIGGAS MONEY!”
I always love when fans call players “traitors” for signing somewhere they’re actually wanted.
Hey that may be true, but we all know NFL teams are very loyal.
If Omar Epps replaced Mike Tomlin would anyone notice?
whay did five fingers say to the face? LOL…
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