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Yes, blue fedora. Thank you New Jersey for taking a stereotype and making it even more embarrassing and colorful.
“Good half” killed me.
Que the Ashton Kusher BURN gif.
A photo of JJ Watt where he isn’t bleeding?
Or am I mistaken, and he is literally bleeding the red, white and blue?
He can’t bleed red white and blue, because those colors don’t run
/plays xenophobic Toby Keith song
It’s spelled ‘MURICA, commie!
Toby Keith’s Xenophobia ’13 ‘Murican Tour – coming to a county fair near you!
wait WHAT COLORS don’t run?!
oh…well this is awkward..
With the way Bears are these days its more like “colours” no offensec.
A high white blood cell count is for commies, libtards and fags.
So is less than 20% body fat! SHOTGUN THOSE DUNCAN DONUTS, BOYS!
The Bears will have to settle for a box of TimBits each.
I’m assuming one of Jerrah’s redheads is under the flag
I always knew Jayne from Firefly was a Packers fan
He has let himself go!
The Jayne hat would make more sense, that’s for sure.
Congress deserves Schiano
Hey that coked-out Florida Congressman IS in a lot of trouble and charged with possession so…. there may or may not be an opening.
Is the world ready for a Schiano Congress-man?
God help us.
Autocratic Congress members for the win!
*Congress deserves the Schiavo treatment.
There, fixed it.
Windsprints and Oklahoma drills for everyone! YAY CTE!
*filibusters to outlaw music in the locker-room.
@OSZ — well played sir.
It’s funny that cocaine is famous for turning people into assholes, and yet that Florida congressman who was arrested for cocaine possession isn’t half the asshole that Schiano is.
I can only assume, then, that Schiano snorts the sidelines.
@BBR2: the best part about the coked-up congressman story? He voted for drug testing for SNAP applicants.
Schiano’s concession speech is just him diving at his opponent’s knees.
JJ Watt is such a patriot he uses the flag as a J towel…
I believe it’s called a “jag rag”.
I believe it’s formal name is A Shame Graveyard for Unborn Children to Lay.
Oh man, Vikings fans have it so bad.
Magary is so dead inside isn’t he? So how the hell is Mr. Big Time Fancy Pants doing anyway?
Orlando Brown did not LOL at #5.
actually -1 eye
Eh, half-full, half-blind.
When Orlando walked into the room they would have plus one eye.
JOSHIE MAC to the Vikes 2014 WOOOO ksk called it
For all the Hunger Games references during the rivebrog, that Cam Newton one is wholly appropriate.
#2 is horrifyingly accurate.
As is #3. Oh, god, as is #3. Here was I, holding out hope that the Vikings would take advantage of a high draft pick and a quarterback-rich draft and finally, goddamn finally, select a passer who wasn’t obviously a third-rounder at best who was drafted too high and is just as confused about why as everyone else.
Or, failing that, end this grotesque charade by shitcanning Jared Allen, lifting whatever curse is keeping Kevin Williams on the field, trading Adrian Peterson for all the picks, murdering Greg Jennings in cold blood for wasting everyone’s time, and firing all the quarterbacks, rehiring them so we can fire them again (money is no object to this), firing them even more brutally, and then purging their names and images from all Vikings-related materials forever, Stalinist-style.
I would not have loved a lot of that, but I can see the argument for burning this whole team to earth, salting the ashes, and then burning the salty ashes again for good measure.
Instead, we’ll slip McCown a few million and give him Christian Ponder’s bed to shit in, as if that were some sort of solution instead of the desperate flailings of a bunch of embarrassing frauds half a step from being discovered.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there is something wrong with this coffee, in that it is coffee and not paint.
Now that’s some lofty hate. My day has gotten so much better from reading this.
This is KSK personified. The love, pain, agony, desperation, rage, oh the sweet sweeet smokey RAGE in this!!! So good Picketts. My life is better for this.
Your name is Pickett’s Charge. I thought you’d be used to futility.
[Responding to an order to form a defensive position after his team has been slaughtered] General Lee, I have no team.
That basically explains the Vikings’ secondary, yes.
Also, the original line applies directly to the AFC North.
I think the guy in the fedora just blue himself. Which might be better than the other guy who cheesed his head.
Cheese heads fall off when you get…. I’ve said too much already.
I always read Merica as Mercia, which either means I’m dyslexic or more of a history nerd than I realized.
the Anglo-Saxon kingdom?
Yep, one of the Heptarchy..
I’ve been on hold and talking to various incompetent call center employees since Friday about not getting stranded in Turkey next week (I guess they think that because Americans eat turkey on Thanksgiving, they won’t mind being stuck in the country Turkey over Thanksgiving?) and I finally talked to the one competent employee who fixed everything about 5 minutes before reading this post. This would have been funny anyway, but since I’m currently being flooded with enough relief endorphins to make me feel drunk, this is the most hilarious, awesome thing I’ve ever seen. WOOOO! I’m gonna go fall over and try to eat some pizza while laughing now.
Awesome. I’d say pizza is a very good panacea for this sort of situation.
If you had been stuck in Turkey for Thanksgiving, you would have been forced to eat the entire country. Thank Cthulu we avoided that international incident.
Disappointed that the throwback jerseys in the Steelers-Lions game did not inspire a Calvin & Hobbes joke.
#6, I’m not sure I recognize what jersey that is. Is it a pro team? Pro lax maybe?
#7: The first thing I thought of when I saw the picture:
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