According to the caption of the photo on imgur, this Dolphins fan was ejected from Sun Life Stadium for wearing a Speedo. While I can’t/am too lazy to independently confirm that said fan was actually removed from the game, the fact that Speedo Man appears upset while talking with security is enough for me to buy it.
Poor guy. Just trying to catch a game between waxing appointments and once again he runs afoul of society’s restrictive mores when in comes to dudes roaming around in a Speedo. You’d think, of all NFL venues, Miami would be the most likely to let him pass. But no. We think we have freedom, but none of us are free until Speedo Man is free.
I want more like this!
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