The Rest Of America: “Dare you.”
Well things arent quite as cut and dry as we thought huh? It seem’s that JUST LAST WEEK after only 8 months or so of Richie calling him the N-Word and extortion, Martin finally snapped and wanted to get in on some bullying of his own.
In a exclusive interview/Drowning Pool listening party with Jay Glazer, Richie opened up about how sorry he was that Martin took it that way. The best part of the interview was when Richie showed a tremendous amount of bravery by releasing the contents of a text from Martin that proves that Richie was just retroactively standing up for himself by bullying Jonathan. The text read:
I will murder your whole fucking family.
This made me and probably Mike Ditka gain a lot of respect for Martin because he’s finally standing up for him self against the O’Doyle family of the NFL and saying “I’ve got a feeling your whole family is going down.”
Richie has also obviously been using my patented “Are You Racist?” flowchart because he also defensed his own using of the N-Word by saying:
It’s a word that I’ve heard Jon use a lot.
So if your going to call Richie racist, your also admitting that Martin is equally racist or else YOUR racist got it?
While the Dolphins season appears to be driving off a cliff, they at least get to matchup verse the winless Buccaneers in a Schiano man verse Encino man Monday Night Melee ™ tomorrow.
I want more like this!
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