"I'm gonna make a Mountain Dew and Cheez-it dust for this and deep fry it."

“I’m gonna make a Mountain Dew and Cheez-it dust for this and deep fry it.”


At 3-6, the Oakland Raiders are practically already eliminated from the NFL postseason, what with the Kansas City Chiefs and Denver Broncos heading into their Sunday matchup with a combined 17-1 record atop the AFC West. But it wouldn’t be like Raider Nation and the Black Hole to curl up and die just because they’re winless on the road and have offensive production comparable to the Jacksonville Jaguars this season.

That’s why the team was more than happy to welcome celebrity fan NUMERO UNO, Guy Fieri, into the team’s facilities yesterday, as he was presented with his own personalized Raiders jersey. According to the Raiders Twitter feed, Fieri even whipped up some of his signature dishes for the team, and it wouldn’t be a completely off the hook and out of bounds trip to FLAVOR TOWN if I didn’t get my hands on the actual team menu from yesterday’s lunch.

Guy Fieri Raiders Menu

[Thanks to RobotsFightingDinosaurs and Old James for the ingredients.]