The video reminds me of an early Godard if Godard were to ever direct a bachelorette party bacchanalia; the stripper has just shown up and everyone’s had enough Gronk-tinis to shake their booty. (No word on how many Gronk-tinis it took for one women to bust out her finest worm so early in the evening.) We’re sad the actual Gronk-tini was served on the rocks. We assumed it would be like the Gronk-tini we concocted; straight up.
Looks like it was a fun time, but then again, it’s always a party when the host is wearing Zubaz. We look forward to updating the story with Lana’s full report.
UPDATE: It was stranger than we thought.
I want more like this!
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