Kansas Citys most eligible receiver was pulled over on Sunday night for speeding and smoking the reefer. It seems that Bowe was in such a hurry to get home to his girlfriends or cousins or whatever that he was clocked burning up the streets at 48 MPH in a 35 and carrying a bunch of marijuana that may or may not have been for personal use or maybe selling to little kids- we have to wait until the facts come out before speculating. I dont know whats least surprising after reading the police report- the fact that he doesnt know how to finish a drive or the fact that was was carrying his marijuana away from his body like a loaf of bread. The truth is, tearing through Kansas like that your liable to tack a arson charge on top of that, or at least turn the whole state to popcorn folks given what I know about car commercials.
While many are focusing on how this will distract the Chiefs (NFL stands for No Distractions League, people forget that), I’m more impressed with the following part of the police report when Bowe and his buddy George Thompson got pulled over:
Thompson was searched and on his person two hand rolled cigarettes, containing what is believed to be 2.2 grams of marijuana were also found.
I dont smoke drugs because of alot of reasons mostly having to do with being skeptical that drug dealers are always looking to sell cheap pot laced with other more expensive drugs without profiting off them, and also me not knowing how to smoke weed. But just a quick look at grasscity.com ‘s message boards show me that Bowe’s joints were OVER double regulation size considering that reputable poster No1weedsmoker says that a .5 gram joint is “perfect.”
So Im kind of split on this,, on one hand Bowe is a distraction and the last thing Kansas City needs is for someone with the munchies to eat up there salary cap space, but on the other, if your going to roll a joint, why not roll really big ones in preparation for your upcoming trip to Denver this weekend. Hes taking mental reps and you have to respect that folks.
I want more like this!
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