No yards after first contact? Hmm. I remember Walter Payton being better than that.
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Ice up, son.
That will never get old.
Never ever ever.
This video sums up basically every Bears season better than I could.
/THERE WAS NO HOLDING ON THE HESTER RETURN.
This video is our Flags of Our Fathers, our Platoon, our Bill & Ted
Seriously, who invited Marge Gunderson to the party?
Dude lacks sign-post route discipline…
Phil Emery would like to know if that pole has considered a career as a defensive lineman.
Still better than Curtis Enis!
No one will ever be better than Curtis Enis (at having a name that rhymes with “penis”).
I guy I knew had the worst habit of buying the jerseys of Bears who flamed out in just a few years.
Case in point: He also owned both an Enis and a Cox jersey.
These guys went to the Michael Bush School of Running
Had he’d been carrying a football and fumbled he would have received this Masters Degree.
Graduating with the highest honors, top student!
He made it past the line of scrimmage. He got expelled.
I don’t think he hit the post, I just think that you and he both underestimated the ability of gator rolling that comes with wearing a Walter Payton jersey.
Aaron Rogers doesn’t find this as funny as the rest of us.
They both jumped the start too.
The clank you hear isn’t coming from the pole, rather its the sound of his shoulder violently dislocating.
Kind of surprised the pole won…
I guess a traumatic brain injury is better than knowing your team is quarterbacked by a McCown.
Love how no one checks on him, just hugs all around near the camera.
I find it wise to give complete stupidity a wide birth.
In related news, Jerry Jones called Rahm Emmanuel and asked to buy out the pole’s contract. When reached for comment, Jones stated, “We need help at linebacker and I heard that Polack can deliver a big time hit over the middle.”
The way that guy went for the pole, he shoulda worn a Kerry Rhodes jersey.
*No of fence
Bar in Wrigleyville?
Bar in Wrigleyville.
Actually, I’m not positive, but that looks like Halstead, just south of Diversey.
Could be. The narrow sidewalks, bars and drunken morons are match for Clark Street, but I’ll admit I don’t 100% recognize the area.
I was just wondering what Brock Forsey has been up to lately.
The Midwestern accent is just icing on the cake.
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