THE BEN SEE TEEVEE THING WHERE LUDWIG VON KOOPA TURN HIMSELF INTO UPSIDE DOWN HUMAN LETTER T. THE BEN THINK TO BENSELF, “BEN CAN DO!” BEN TALK TO AGENT MAN. AGENT MAN SAY, “NO BEN, THAT BAD IDEA.” THIS MAKE BEN MAD. BEN SAY, “BEN WANNA! BEN WANNA!” AGENT MAN PUT FACE IN HANDSPOT. THAT MEAN BEN GET TO DO!

BEN PUT FOOTSPOTS ON TWO TRUCKASAURUSES. BEN TELL DRIVE GUYS GO BACK WAYS. SOON BEN DO HUMAN T SHAPE. BUT LEGSPOTS FEEL FUNNY. THEY NO WANNA STAY IN POSITION, LIKE TROY POLAMALU. THIS MAKE BEN WISH BEN DID MORE STRETCH AND LESS CHOCO TACO. BEN FALL ON ROAD AREA. LUCKY FOR BEN, HE LAND ON HEADSPOT. HEADSPOT USED TO OWIES. BEN TELL COACH MAYBE HAVE CONCESSION. COACH TELL BEN WORK ON NO-HUDDLE GOFENCE.

BEN NEED LAY DOWN.

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