Tired of this story yet? No? REALLY?!?! Well, you’re in luck, I guess. Because the latest installment in the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin saga is playing out like a rejected “Franklin & Bash” spec script.

When we last checked in, Incognito was telling his side of the story to sensei Jay Glazer, insisting that the SMS harassment between him and Martin went both ways. Namely, that Martin sent him a text threatening “I will murder your whole fucking family.”

Now, this, courtesy of Martin’s attorney:

So the text may or may have not been a meme, and high profile lawyers use Twitter exactly like teenage girls. Got it? Good.

My take: