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"Sexy Friday Has A Learning Tool"
The sexiness is epic this week – well played!
Who ya got? I think the name Renegades is heinous, and the suggested logos don’t help. Warriors is pretty good, and some of the logos are pretty great. Griffins/Gryphons is kind of stupid.
The Washington Gridlock?
I dunno… the Griffin logo was pretty cool. Like you said, decent logos all the way around.
Washington Cockblockers works for me.
The Griffin logo is good, I just don’t get the name.
I guess it could be…..
flaming red indeed
patty griffin: when you need/want to be manlier than Sarah McLachlan
I guess Fucktards would be too suggestive. Never more appropriate however.
Wow, did not get the Griffin joke and I know the type that is threatened by “manly” women.
#6, are you ready for your closeup?
I could never stay mad at boobs like those.
#3 because, basically scissoring.
To me it looks more like a sexier version of the old United Way logo.
I don’t usually post headless pics but I have used this one before in the Rive Brogs.
Sweet ab vagina, #13.
*dips burrito in bleu cheese*
#6 and #8, MOAR PUHLEEEEEEZE!!!!!!1!!1!!
I can’t believe the lack of respect for the precision in which that toddler tweaks those nips….
Tokyo reception is great!
Sexy Friday said TOOL!
WHY IS #6 SO FAR AWAY?!?!?!?!?!??!
#4 seems to want it in tha butt, but quietly. I’m in.
Also it’s going to be chilly this weekend. Make sure you wear a sweater.
I’d keep her warm
You know what? I give up. Fuck it.
States’ rights WOO
After looking at the map of the TWENTY SIX states that are going to reject the three-year fully-funded expansion of Medicaid provided for by the ACA…get fucked.
GET FUCKED. We have nothing in common and I am ashamed to hold citizenship in common with you.
/persent company ecxluded no offense
There’s a reason why Europe is made up of 50 countries, not 50 states.
I don’t give a fuck what happens to some goddamn whitebread chickenshit motherfucker in Crawdad Corner, Mississippi any more than they care about me. Except for the part where I pay in as much as they take out:
New Jersey per capita contribution 2007:+$6,644
Mississippi per capita contribution 2007: -$6,765
So fuck the hell off, moochers. It’s we that need to go Galt on your fucking leech asses.
You don’t want single payer healthcare? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want subsidized child care? Fine We’ll take it.
You don’t want the best education for your children? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want universal hospice care for the elderly? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want cheap and efficient public transportation? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want a thorough rebuilding of your crumbling infrastructure? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want to be powered by clean energy? Fine. We’ll take it.
You don’t want to make shitloads of cash by taxing safe, legal cannabis? WE’LL TAKE IT WOO
So that’s us finished, then.
We’ll continue to build a symbiotic and coherent society based on human compassion and collective responsibility, and y’all can continue on toward your Mad Max vision of utopia.
Hope you kept your shoulder pads…
I second this statement with extreme prejudice.
Furthermore, this Amerikka is a dystopia that all the sci-fi movies can’t recreate. The level of wealth disparity is appalling to me.
I will move to this country as outlined.
This is day 9 of the lock down and 25% of my staff has not been paid since the 1st. Another 50% will run out before the end of next week. The best I can offer the remaining crew is 5 hours per day. There are four of us who may have enough vacation time to make it to November, the rest won’t be paid again until this nonsense ends.
But I’ve got friends and I’ve got you knuckleheads whatever you are, and I’ve always got the Ministry to fall back on.
Why yes, that is William S Burroughs.
Detroit called. Plenty of good spots available in your symbiotic and coherent society.
Please elaborate on your Detroit metaphor.
Not sure if symbiosis and coherence are good witches or bad witches.
Symbiosis and coherence aren’t witches, they are fairies. Fairies that allow Belichick’s hoodie to mask his spasming left eyebrow when Josh McDiesel calls for four go-routes on third and one.
As for Les Detroit, if we’re going to cherry pick faulty demographics (see: Crawdad Corner, Miss.) to prove a point, it’s only fair to illustrate the corollary. No?
Michigan is not rejecting the Medicaid expansion.
You’re just a fucking idiot.
Sorry, I got a little ad hom there, and I apologize.
What I meant to say was:
Your bullshit about faulty demographics is what is referred to as the argument from false equivalency.
The populations of Detroit and Crawdad Corner are in fact in diametric political opposition regarding the Medicaid expansion provided for by the ACA despite their commonality of poverty, which is your false equivalency.
As always, this argument fails.
That is some top notch hypnobutt.
Then there’s this:
Underboob so good it could pass for hypnobutt.
Leg lifts are taxing:
Eye protection is important:
Ekaterina with a lady friend:
Ekaterina in reverse:
Ekaterina in thigh-highs:
Ekaterina just guh:
Ekaterina in pink satin:
Sorry about all those blanks!
They were showing up as posted!
Promise us a Russian lesbian and then try to placate us with a big fat chick? Why why why???
I DON’T KNOW
‘S’all right, man, I think most guys like that kind of fat chick.
What do you think she’s reaching for?
OK, so I watched the Postman and am listening to Anthrax Among the Living. *Cranking up*
She reminds me of Clark’s fantasy lady from Christmas Vacation.
Arm bra II; The Underboobing.
“No, I did not pull you over for speeding.”
Why yes, yes I am.
Thanks, I’ll never look at a bubbler, er, “water fountain” the same way
Mmmmm… brown sugar
Knew a girl named Celeste once. We kissed under the truck.
My Celeste ignored me most of my Senior year but I asked her out when she was working the boosters club booth at the homecoming game. She turned me down. Broke my fucking heart
My avatar is disrupted? Is there no love for the Lollypop Guild?
Today in food porn.
I’ll take that with a side if redhead.
[Bikini flies open]
Or I could have gone with
[Legs fly open]
Spanky, that is the gateway to heaven right there.
WW shows offs; nice. I google searched for a larger image and was directed to a nice cabin; are they trying to tell me something?
The shower in the cabin:
Tea and muffin for breakfast anyone?
Maybe these two could share a tea and muffin:
There’s a girl who works in my building who looks like Dayle from Flash Gordon. I want her.
I don’t blame you; I remember watching that movie for the first time very stoned thinking ‘Show the tits! SHOW THEM!’
My hatred of the St. Louis Cardinals knows no bounds. Thankfully Drew had some words about it on Deadspin.
Fuck those guys with a rusty bandsaw.
These Cardinals you speak of. Baseball?
A little pissed at the Cards myself.
Pet my dragon.
She is the ultimate Janus face between seduction and power
Wait until Drogon gets of age. Shit gets real.
Let’s dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let’s sway sway through the crowd to an empty space
If you say run, I’ll run with you
Let’s sway you could look into my eyes
Let’s sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight
And tremble like a flower
Let’s dance to the song they’re playin’ on the radio
Keep this dancing theme going
I like her
I am stricken
What store is that?!?!
Cookies are done.
That is fucking nice right there
Did she move into my old place in Princeton?
I swear I left a sausage in the oven.
Come on upstairs.
and see the rest of the house.
I like gingers. I really do. But I had a bad bout with one in Tampa. Kind of scared my mind.
I know what you mean, association.
And so it goes
So I spent a few hours roasting off a chuck roast and spent another hour roasting potatoes with garlic and rosemary for the sole reason of…
Making some hash and eggs.
A little butter and oil, saute the onion with the red pepper for about 7 minutes, toss in the garlic for just the aroma, little salt, pepper and maybe some thyme. Toss in your left over potatoes, roast beef, corn beef or what ever you have on hand. Place a lid on top. Set a timer for 5 minutes.
Chill the fuck out. Smoke em if you got em. How about a shot?
Turn the hash over. Set the timer for 5 minutes.
In a side sauce pan fry 2-3 eggs as per your liking. I’m an over-easy guy myself. Toast some bread or over achieve and make a batch of biscuits.
Breakfast for dinner is way under appreciated.
Place the over easy eggs on top of the hash. Serve with toast.
Enjoy the awesomeness.
I’ve got breakfast covered.
They seemed to enjoy this scene…. maybe it was just acting.
HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN’ BOYS!
Mrs. C-Tates. http://imgbox.com/g/pGz1ES7ouM
Celebrate 2014 with Kelly Brook. http://imgbox.com/g/JBoeqnNXrl
More Mrs. C-Tates. http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/uj7ic9x0dtmsgvojnzi2iooarnxt9i33/
Twin lingerie models. http://youtu.be/IdRE7yinag8?t=1m45s
Good hustle, everyone.
/Slaps KSK on the ass, HARD
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