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"Sexy Friday Found The One For You"
#13, so sexy, so cute.
It is a pussy on pussy crime.
If that’s a crime, then lock me up with both of them.
I would like to endorse #13. “Endorse.”
Ape. I accept this mission. Got a punk rock chick later coming over this weekend,.
I knew we could count on you, son.
God bless your dedication to service.
I have to say, that guy’s shirt is pretty funny.
#6 reminds me of Sam Jackson’s line in True Romance…”Man, I eat pussy, I eat butt, I eat every mofuckin thang”.
If Samuel Jackson ever stumbled upon this site I’m sure he’d exclaim, “Sexy mothafuckin’ Friday y’all!”
Good LAWD. I loves me the Fridays.
#6 and #10 can get this treatment. Can someone do the honors for me?
Maybe even better
I like the declarative statements this week. “Bite Me” and “Tie Me Up” win for also being things I have heard on Cops.
#5 – the jiggling is almost hypnotic…
The Zoo judges obviously didn’t include this nice lady in their Ass of the Year competition.
This is an ass Zoo chumps.
Listen, we could debate the subject all day.
I’m a master debater.
The Rear of the Year teaser left me a little flat as well. Pretty girl just the same.
Sexy Friday is like the Thursday Night Football post but with less tits and ass.
This is sacred ground your dick is hopping on.
#9 and #11 so they don’t have to live with the shame of no votes.
Filthy bum banger.
Damn hobos will take a nap anywhere.
Welcome to the Hobo Jungle, you’re gonna DIE!!!!
Nobody for #2?!?!? I mean, holy shit #2!
Listening to Metallica’s Garage Days EP. Get this motherfucker started.
She’s coming over this weekend.
I am the chill that’s in the air.
Crush it on a Friday night.
Meet me at the graveyard
A little goth, a little outdoors, a little exhibitionism adds up to a whole lot.
Those are some SERIOUS Daddy issues on display here.
Something for you Moose.
When searching for ‘balls deep’ this is not what I intended.
I not you are almost dressed up to go out, but let’s just stay here: [31.media.tumblr.com]
I got something to say!
One of my best boys is driving for The Misfits on their current tour. Third tour in a row. I got to hang with Jerry Only and Dez a couple of tours back. Very nice folks. Fa reals.
+5 magic sword
Raid the sorority!
Damn it turned at exactly the wrong angle.
If only these glasses were real.
At first I missed this one. This may be the greatest GIF I’ve ever seen.
I see you like a Sleestak
Or a Skeksis
They it should be
This week in cute;
I guess bees are not cute, but they are essential for our survival.
It’s all about time travel man
[0-media-cdn.foolz.us] Can I have one, please… oh, look, a football!
Hallows Eve is coming up.
A lot of misfires tonight…
Not sure what cosplay character…. maybe I don’t care….
Wow! I’ve never seen that one which is surprising because I’m such a sucker for the redheads.
Seek and Destroy
Showing new purchase.
Coming off or going on?+
It’s all the same to me, dude. Either way, I’m getting in.
Ride it babe
Ready for the shower or something.
That’s the look she gave me
I always thought ‘sand trap’ was a golf term.
This fucking woman
I gotta watch some sci-fi. Be back.
Is that real LEATHER?!?!
NSFW because you could put an eye out: [31.media.tumblr.com]
Eye protection is a must.
OSHA would not approve.
Ow, my eye.
I really thought this thread would get more kontributions.
Hand bra red omaha!
Hey, that’s Emily Ratajkowski. She’s riding the rocket in pic #9 above!
Pizza seems to give Emily pleasure.
Another damn hobo.
I’ve heard of a street walker so she must be a track walker.
She works the hobo jungle out of a cart, clever girl.
Jorts unzipped for easy hobo access.
Talk about sloppy seconds!
Look out sexy hobos here comes the sexy conductor to throw you off the train … sexily.
A lot of times bums will stay at the beach.
Not sure how to tell a commuter from a hobo:
OH AN HE SEXAY … ON A TRAIN!
OH AN SHE SEXAY ONA TRAIN TOO!
Not sexay, stinkay!
Oops, really last hobo joke.
Raquel. Lovely the loveliest woman of her 20 year era. Lovely
I had to refrain and say that is a masterpiece. Behold the Death Star. all of shiny torture.
I’d like to see her embouchure on my trumpet.
And by that I mean “Nice ass”.
Get it? The girl in the gif has a horn then I went “trumpet” and the car is a coronet!!!!11!
… I’ll stop now.
On top of it:
oh.. now you done done it.
how long could we watch?
Can’t forget about the Fatty Freaks:
The Glaive. Gotta finish this movie.
That bikini’s losing which means the rest of us are winning!
Daisy Duke called.
She thinks your shorts are too short:
I find myself drawn to this Batsymbol:
Being a hot woman has its drawbacks, I’m sure.
Something tells me they’re outweighed by the positives:
She has a tumblr just not much content.
Well that was supposed to be the Tumblr Mosaic Viewer. One more try.
Link works and is NSFW.
There’s so much to like about this it’s hard to know where to start:
Ah, Dawn from Dayton, Ohio I remember you. In the back of your van on a sweaty Goliad day. Your pussy was fiery red like your hair.
Don’t worry my darling.
I used to be a lifeguard:
Brian Austin Green?
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN DAVID SILVER:
Thank you, Breaking Bad, for not only being the best TV show ever but giving me the easiest costume in the world for the rest of my life.
I got my Porkpie hat, my doofy oversized aviator frames and PRESTO: Heisenberg!
This leads to exactly what you think it leads to:
He fixes the cable?
Hold still for a sec and I’ll get that wedgie for you:
Sexier in a t-shirt than most supermodels in stockings and garters:
Oil can contribute to the aesthetic of the female form:
No wonder she’s so goddamn fat.
LAY OFF THE ROCKET POPS JABBA:
He is gonna be the Offensive Rookie off the year. First Green Bay 1000 yard rusher in years, I hope.
Or is this Kate Upton? I can never tell, seeing as they are both so fat.
Fuck this gets a 40 year old man to reach critical mass.
WW didn’t serve up a really good [bikini flies open] pic this week so I’ll improvise.
[legs fly open]
[legs fly open] Again.
[legs fly open] And I’m spent.
HAWT PUNK RAWK:
Classin’ it up old school:
Hooray for volleyball!
Because Chloe is art made flesh:
That’s pretty good!
But I’ll bet that whatever follows is even better:
All you need is a house with an open space the size of a hockey arena where the only thing you put is your mahogany Steinway Grand and you too can have supermodels hula-hooping in your living room!
Does everyone else love the zipper reveal as much as I do?
Hey Eve. I can help you with those:
Ah, Stephanie from Safety Harbor, Florida. I still miss the drinks on the beach with you that summer night in Clearwater.
She’s gonna get carpal tunnel if she’s not careful:
Oh, and fuck the Cardinals and their insufferable fans with whichever rusty farm implement would hurt the worst.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TIGERS
I’m so pissed, Sill…
It all went so wrong so quickly.
Because every sentient being in the universe needs to see this:
This is why you want the supercar:
Mixed race children are an abomination:
Candy striping as a spectator activity:
Jordan Carver on skates:
Is this a tapout?
I’d trade my right hand for her left:
Had to go NSFW on some hulu hooping: [009.omfgif.com]
This is nice too.
Maybe golf is where it is at.
Damn it Carmen, you were too high society for me. You had a great landing strip, though. Except while I was on deployment you were an international airport for every dick in the air.
Car porn time now.
1967Audi Coupe S:
1988 Aston Martin V8 Volante:
That’s what the Mustang wishes it was
1974 Alfa Romeo Montreal:
1965 Austin-Healey 3000 Mk III:
1937 Bentley 4 1/4 Litre:
1958 BMW 507:
1971 Citroen SM:
That’s the one right there.
1938 Daimler Light Twenty Sports Saloon:
1960 Ferrari 250 PF:
1952 Jaguar XK120 Fixed Head:
1968 Lamborghini Islero:
1991 Lancia HF Delta Integrale:
1970 Maserati Ghibli:
1926 Mercedes-Benz 12-55:
1964 Porsche 356C:
1991 Renault Alpine:
1957 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud I:
1969 Volvo P1800:
1981 Volkswagen Golf GTI:
Dita at a FS.
I love Dita. DDDDAMN
I need a tarp after seeing #1.
My MG ZR 1.8 VVC 5-Door:
Seriously, that was a great fucking car.
When it was built MG were owned by Honda, so it was essentially a Civic Si for about £4000 less.
In addition to the awesome 1.8 liter VTEC engine from the Civic Si (VVC for Variable Valve Control in the UK) it had a fantastic continuously variable transmission that Honda were experimenting with at the time.
I put 50,000 miles on it in three years (not easy to do in the UK) and nothing ever went wrong with it.
Best car I’ve ever owned.
MG stands for Morris Garages, in case you cared.
Had a ’57 MGA. It was great when it ran.
So, yeah, it was great for about 15 minutes.
2009 Ford FG G6 Limited Edition Down Under:
Had that in Sydney in 2010.
Until recently (2006ish) Ford had far cooler cars in Australia than here. I’m glad they’re more sporty now, especially with the rally inspired Focus
Same thing in Europe.
They’ve had that rally Focus for like 10 years.
My Friday commute as of the last couple weeks. [i.imgur.com]
I finally changed the themes on my tumblrs so you can search them now
Some huge Kate photos. [img148.imagevenue.com]
This is going to sound stupid. I don’t care. I watched Hook today and it made me smile. Felt good to be a kid again, even if just for a short piece of time. Paradoxically, it makes me want to make love to a beautiful woman.
Doesn’t sound stupid to me.
I went to the Hobo Jungle last night. All I got was a black eye and a brutal hangover. No more MD 20/20 for this hobo.
All I got was bullshit wishful drinking and a cat with sharp claws.
Just watched Cat on a Hot Tin roof for the first time in a very long time. Paul Newman GET SOME!!!
Weird!! I just got the book today.
In fact, it’s inspired me to got down to the liquor store and get a bottle to stay warm tonight.
One of the sexiest movies evah.
What I’m talking about. Crack the bottle. Light it up.
Wanted to give respect to one of the greats. See if this takes.
Happy Saturday. NSFW [lesbiansthewaytogo.tumblr.com]
Anyone for redhead ass?
Dude, ass point blank is awesome. I’m not picky…
She has hair?
ROLL TIDE [deadspin.com] We’ve infected other websites with our strong taeks folks
Inspyerd no doubt
Poe’s Law has been weaponized
DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA DITKA
Just because of this I want some summer sausage.
Too bad Jay Cutler doesn’t have his own brand of cat food
How could that not sell in the billions?
Cha cha cha!
Is anyone else enjoying the NCAA-TOP-TEN-freude going on today? It’s kinda sexy, in its own way
More enjoying Southampton taking a draw from Man U at Old Trafford on a goal in the 89th minute.
Man U freude is the best Premiership freude.
Also enjoying GRITDROIA absolutely crushing one about 4 inches foul then grounding into the inning ending 5-3 double play.
Yeah, UW-Platteville barely escaped UW-Stevens Point today at….oh, you mean FBS
“Man U freude is the best Premiership freude.”
Saints before Gunners, but
Don’t really watch the Premier League. Every footy fan I know is either a Man U supporter or Arsenel. Since Man U is the Yankees of the PL, I’m gonna say
Your wisdom is the same as mine was 10 years ago as I embarked to the UK.
Anything associated with the Yankees is intrinsically evil, so Arsenal over Man U was a no-brainer even back then..
But I lived in Southampton, not north London, so Saints will always be marching in for me.
Fucking Jacobstin Ellsdroia at MAXIMUM GRIT.
I’ve seen elephant seals I was more attracted to.
/would post but it’s a little close for comfort.
[fap.to] A very nice reimagining of her body paint pic.
[hotfmodels.com] Don’t worry – I warmed her right up.
/also a little close for comfort
i hate this game
It’s not going to end before Tuesday.
Yet more footage of why young men eschew this:
You’re Number One on the Deathlist now Deadspin:
fuck this shit
I was an undergrad student in the heart of Massholia during 2008 and god damn was it abhorrent.
A Joe Buck/Tim McCarver announced Red Sox-Cardinals World Series is why I will abandon any enjoyment I presently have of baseball.
Also, Clemson Clemsoned so fucking hard tonight.
Yeah, pretty much:
Tim McCarver has become kind of bland, but I think with a better partner he’d do much better. I like to imagine he’s giving Joe Buck vicious nut shots off camera.
Dear Alex Rodriguez,
Please lead a coup against baseball so the World Series is cancelled. Also please kill Bud Selig and then promptly retire.
My MLB postseason in photographic metaphor:
The coolest car I’ve ever controlled was a Checker Cab. Seven Kgs of rolling fucking steel. 1976-ish built like a fucking tank. So much fun to drive.
But I also drove a 1964 Corvair Manza. Duel carbs in the FRONT seat> Ralph Nadar eat your heart out!
Pops had a midlife crisis and did a frame-up restoration of a 1966 Mustang 289 V8.
I got to drive it my junior and senior years of high school.
Yeah, that worked:
What I drove in high school
The P-38 Lightening was the coolest ever.
When I was a kid I had model planes suspended over my bed. Happy times.
Ever been to Norfolk? It’s a sight.
Fort Hood was a dusty dirty bitch surrounded by strip bars. I don’t miss it.
Fort Gordon was a circle jerk.
Still like her body of work, legal or not.
People fall in love like in fairy tales. I’m not sure I like what they can do – David Byrne
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