To recap: Buccaneers defensive coordinator Bill Sheridan went on the radio last week and invited smarty pants fans who think they can coach defense better than him to show up at Bucs headquarters to help the team strategize for their next game. Free cokes were mentioned. But what happened when fans tried to take him up on the offer? They were turned away.

What horrible welchers. That said, with all the MRSA rampant, I wouldn’t be surprised if lawyers didn’t want the team to be liable for further infection with new people entering the facility. Probably for the best.