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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 5 is Ravens linebacker and occasional conspiracy theorist Terrell Suggs, who has three sacks on Sunday against the Dolphins, all in the fourth quarter. Two of them came on a late Dolphins drive with the game still tied. Suggs just brings home the sacks, it seems:

“May wife, she told me to, ‘Bring mama home three sacks. It was the fourth quarter and I was like, ‘All right, it’s time to get going. Mama said she wanted three, so I’m going to get three.”

Also receiving consideration: T.Y. Hilton, Julius Thomas, Tramaine Brock, Geno Smith

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The Jeff George Memorial Least for Week 5 is Matt Schaub who piloted an absolutely listless Texans offense in a 34-3 loss in San Francisco. Schaub had three interceptions, including an NFL record pick-six for a fourth straight game. He was benched for T.J. Yates in the second half and appears to be on the verge of losing his job permanently.

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Not sure what’s most amusing about this Photoshop – that Houston fans have turned on their QB or they thought they had a Super Bowl window in the first place.

Also receiving consideration: Cam Newton, Aaron Williams, Giants defense