The Cutty Sulk, seen here leaving the game with a what we’ll call “the full body sulk”, has an unconfirmed groin injury. He’s been replaced by Josh McCown, or Luke McCown, or Gino Torretta (whose Google alert just sent him from six to midnight) or whatever “break glass in case of injury” mannequin is on Chicago’s roster.
The Bears are still very much in it because of a Devin Hester sighting, seen here with a bat’leth.
I want more like this!
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