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Buccaneers’ rookie cornerback Johnthan Banks is reportedly the third Tampa player to suffer a staph infection this season. Now only is that gross, but it marks yet another thing to go disastrously wrong under Taskmaster Greg Schiano’s watch. It was just a few years ago that the Cleveland Browns were the targets of mockery for having an extensive staph outbreak that hit six players in the span of four years.

The Buccaneers are halfway there in just a few months. Of course, Schiano is not getting four years to match that mark, so better make sure team facilities get rancid in a hurry. Coach has the disciplinary zeal to make it happen. “More! More feces on those trainers tables! If I see one inch of unfecalized surface area, it’s toilet licking duty for you!”