In case you were too busy coping with the aftermath of Breaking Bad ending (miss u, Badger and Skinny Pete) there was a pretty entertaining Sunday Night Football game that was marred only by the Patriots winning and the replay system going down in Atlanta. I joked on Twitter that the machine just played Designing Women reruns when it was down and follower @LegKickTKO noted that the Dolphins play Golden Girls. Both statements are true, and thus I give you the TV shows that play when the other 30 teams’ replay equipment goes down.
Arizona Cardinals: Cash for gold infomercials
Baltimore Ravens: Homicide: Life on the Street
Buffalo Bills: Due South
Carolina Panthers: Eastbound & Down
Chicago Bears: Perfect Strangers
Cincinnati Bengals: John from Cincinnati
Cleveland Browns: Drew Carey Show
Dallas Cowboys: Walker, Texas Ranger with Jerry Jones digitally inserted into Chuck Norris’s fight scenes
Denver Broncos: Mork and Mindy
Detroit Lions: Home Improvement
Green Bay Packers: Happy Days
Houston Texans: Dallas
Indianapolis Colts: Parks and Rec
Jacksonville Jaguars: Downton Abbey
Kansas City Chiefs: Top Chef
Minnesota Vikings: Coach
New England Patriots: Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place
New Orleans Saints: Chief Wiggum, P.I.
New York Giants: The Sopranos (the good seasons)
New York Jets: The Sopranos (the bad seasons)
Oakland Raiders: Sons of Anarchy
Philadelphia Eagles: Night Court
Pittsburgh Steelers: Remington Steele
San Francisco 49ers: Nash Bridges
San Diego Chargers: John from Cincinnati
Seattle Seahawks: Frasier
St. Louis Rams: That show where Todd Akin said it was OK to rape women
Tennessee Titans: Major Dad
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Shasta McNasty
Washington Whatevers: Old racist Looney Tunes
I want more like this!
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