The Eagles official Twitter account shared this video in advance of this afternoon’s game in Denver. The idea of a Philly sprite tormenting Peyton Manning throughout the night might strike you as absurd, but that’s just because you’re not familiar with all the innovations of a Chip Kelly team. His mastery of the fantasy arts in disrupting opposing quarterbacks is going to transform the league.

Oh, and Manti Te’o is making his NFL debut, so make with those jokes.

Your late game slate, as rated by KSK’s not-at-all subjective, rigorously scientificated five-star system:

New York Jets at Tennessee **
Philadelphia at Denver ***
Washington at Oakland **
Dallas at San Diego ***