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The Titans decisively beat the Steelers on Sunday in a result that people are treating like an upset even though Pittsburgh also lost to Tennessee last year. Nevertheless, Titans defensive end Jurrell Casey is a little bombastic about his team’s victory.

“We made sure we put those Terrible Towels up their butts all day long,” Casey said. “They waved them at the beginning of the game, but they left pretty early.”

In the Heinz Field crowd’s defense, if I had a towel shoved up my butt, I’d probably want to leave too.

If you’d rather get your Steelers loss gloating from an insane person, I can help you out with that too.

I see someone doesn’t care for Primanti’s. Don’t anyone tell him about the new Burger King French Fry Burger. It’ll just upset him further.